WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Lush City » Sat Jun 22, 2019 11:53 pm

You peoples are the craziest! This thread has made me hungry. Now I have a craving for shrimp scampi with angel hair pasta and pesto! WTF!
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by oettinger » Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:18 am

WYR know everything, I mean EVERY (i.e. Big bang, who your wife cheated with, are you adopted) answer ever, or be dumb as fuck and be drunk all day?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Lush City » Sun Jun 23, 2019 9:59 pm

oettinger wrote:
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WYR know everything, I mean EVERY (i.e. Big bang, who your wife cheated with, are you adopted) answer ever, or be dumb as fuck and be drunk all day?
Dood, you must be tripping...
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:01 pm

I firmly believe I'm better off as a boarder line retard with a steady supply of beer. It's a much easier life.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Savage » Sun Jul 07, 2019 5:59 am

Patchez wrote:
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Die by fire, drowning, or a long, terrifying fall. No, one of the choices is not "in my sleep." You are not that lucky bastard.
I would go with the fall, as I might pass out during. Then, splat!
The fall won't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end.
Well, actually, I might do a Dorothy Parker. If the docs say I am really hitting bottom, I would take a lot of pills, drink a lot of booze and hope that I wouldn't wake up. Unfortunately, I might do a real Dorothy Parker and wake the fuck up with a bit of a headache and a bad attitude.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by oettinger » Sun Jul 14, 2019 7:03 am

Party a weekend long with

Seth Putnam
El Duce
GG Allin
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Nausea » Sun Jul 14, 2019 9:22 am

Definitely not GG Allin. Dude was not chill at all. And I like my clothes to generally stay without piss, blood, and shit.

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:23 pm

Seth would be my first choice of the three. Much as I do enjoy some of GG's music that dude was nuttier than squirrel shit. Never really got that into the Mentors, haven't got much of an opinion of El Duce.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Lush City » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:41 pm

Would you rather be on an LSD trip in your bedroom alone or abducted by aliens to parts unknown? Be honest and answer truthfully. Good nite now!
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Patchez » Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:51 pm

Lush City wrote:
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Would you rather be on an LSD trip in your bedroom alone or abducted by aliens to parts unknown? Be honest and answer truthfully. Good nite now!
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Badfellow » Mon Jul 22, 2019 8:10 am

Thanks, Alex. I'll take the alien LSD probe for $200.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Rye and Coke » Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:11 pm

Badfellow wrote:
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Thanks, Alex. I'll take the alien LSD probe for $200.
Wha..whaaat?
Dude just trip. At least you'll know it'll be over at some point. As opposed to coasting through galaxy number 12 with a cantelope-thick garden hose up your ass.

WYR fall out the sky, airplane traveling height, with no parachute WHATSOEVER ; or go through a circumscision (either kind), but you get to have booze?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Nausea » Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:18 pm

You stipulate the LSD option as if it's a bad thing?

The problem with the alien option is that space is desolate and vast, and unless you're Matt Damon in that one movie that I didn't even see, you just ain't gonna make it home. So, I suppose it depends on the galactic vistas at hand. Surely there are some blissful paradises in the multiverse.

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Jul 26, 2019 12:46 pm

I'd rather do almost anything other than free fall out of an airplane. Not into heights in any way, shape, or form.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by oettinger » Fri Jul 26, 2019 4:00 pm

Yeah punch that LSD probe in my ass.

My grandchildren can be abdukted by their alien grandparernts
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