WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Artful Drunktective » Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:28 am

Bratwursts or sausages?
Ski or snowboard?
Green or black olives?
Runny or scrambled eggs?
Marvel or DC comics?
Mountain cabin or beach cottage?
Keystone or Rolling Rock beer?
Lobster or Steak?
Screwdriver or Greyhound?
Tuna or egg salad sandwich?
Hot as balls outside or freeze your nuts off?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:12 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:58 am
scream ale wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 4:11 pm
Barq's
Mustard not mayo
Utz
Any local hamburger joint will do
Pocket pool
Harvey Keitel
Pancakes
Stones (although at the moment I'm actually listening to the white album oddly enough)
Is that right Mr. smarty pants? Well how 'bout...
Barq's cream soda or root beer?
Yellow or dijon mustard?
Something cheesy or pretzelly from Utz?
Wendy's or Carls Jr./Hardees?
Pocket pool at work or at the grocery store?
Old or young Harvey?
Blueberry or strawberry pancakes?
"Paint it Black" Stones or "Start Me Up" Stones?
Beer from roots
Yellow
Chips
Charlie's
Always at the grocery store
Old Harvey
Blueberries
"Star Star" Stones
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:28 am
Bratwursts or sausages?
Ski or snowboard?
Green or black olives?
Runny or scrambled eggs?
Marvel or DC comics?
Mountain cabin or beach cottage?
Keystone or Rolling Rock beer?
Lobster or Steak?
Screwdriver or Greyhound?
Tuna or egg salad sandwich?
Hot as balls outside or freeze your nuts off?
Brats
Fuck that
Black
Scrambled
EC
Cabin
Genesee
Hamburger
None of the above
Tuna
As long as I have the proper ventilation/heavy coat I'm sure to bitch about the weather regardless.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Badfellow » Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:04 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:28 am
Bratwursts or sausages?
Ski or snowboard?
Green or black olives?
Runny or scrambled eggs?
Marvel or DC comics?
Mountain cabin or beach cottage?
Keystone or Rolling Rock beer?
Lobster or Steak?
Screwdriver or Greyhound?
Tuna or egg salad sandwich?
Hot as balls outside or freeze your nuts off?
Jesus Christ, lady! You're gonna send my synapses dangling with all those choices! Fine then.

Snowboard. Even though their assholes. But not as much as skiiers.
Neither olive choice.
Sunny side up AND scrambled, but NEVER runny.
Stan Lee
Beach! Of course!
Hamm's.
Both.
Greyhound by a long shot.
Tunafish sammich with mayo and diced onion.
A good balance between the two extremes.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by oettinger » Fri Sep 13, 2019 12:05 pm

Brats
Sleigh
Black
Run bitch run
Looney tunes
Mountain
?
Steak
Screw
Egg
Freeze punk
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: WOULD U RATHER...potatoes ... a game of sorts

Post by Artful Drunktective » Thu Oct 24, 2019 10:55 am

Stole this from Patchez.

WYR? - for example- Lawful good or Neutral evil? The one you don't pick you can NEVER have again!


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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Badfellow » Thu Oct 24, 2019 3:16 pm

Those hashbrowns look neutral greasy. At best.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Thu Oct 24, 2019 3:41 pm

Out of all of those I could live the easiest without the soup. It would still be hard but easier than life without tots or mashed potatoes. That's just cruel.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by oettinger » Fri Oct 25, 2019 1:34 pm

scream ale wrote:
Thu Oct 24, 2019 3:41 pm
Out of all of those I could live the easiest without the soup. It would still be hard but easier than life without tots or mashed potatoes. That's just cruel.
Yes, goodbye soup
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Oct 27, 2019 2:28 am

You fuckheads have missed the entire point of "would you rather"
way to go drunktards

Would you rather
lose all the toes on one foot
or
have a facial intricately veiny penis tattooed towards your mouth
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Oct 27, 2019 5:04 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Oct 27, 2019 2:28 am
You fuckheads have missed the entire point of "would you rather"
way to go drunktards

Would you rather
lose all the toes on one foot
or
have a facial intricately veiny penis tattooed towards your mouth
I'll lose the toes thanks.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by oettinger » Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:29 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Oct 27, 2019 2:28 am
You fuckheads have missed the entire point of "would you rather"
way to go drunktards

Would you rather
lose all the toes on one foot
or
have a facial intricately veiny penis tattooed towards your mouth
Got both already, what`s behind door #3?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Sun Oct 27, 2019 10:40 am

I like walking too much. I'll take the veiny dick tattoo. It'll go well with my sideburns.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by oettinger » Sun Oct 27, 2019 1:02 pm

scream ale wrote:
Sun Oct 27, 2019 10:40 am
I like walking too much. I'll take the veiny dick tattoo. It'll go well with my sideburns.
Lol next drunkard convention we all show up with a veiny dick tattoo
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Re: WOULD U RATHER...potatoes ... a game of sorts

Post by Lush City » Sun Oct 27, 2019 11:24 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Oct 24, 2019 10:55 am
Stole this from Patchez.

WYR? - for example- Lawful good or Neutral evil? The one you don't pick you can NEVER have again!

None of the above.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Nausea » Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:21 pm

oettinger wrote:
Sun Oct 27, 2019 1:02 pm
next drunkard convention
This needs to happen in 2020. Who's down?
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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