WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:59 am

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Patchez » Sun Nov 10, 2019 3:11 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:02 am
Lush City wrote:
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Ask Robert Plant of Led Zepplin fame about boners. He's performed with one on more than one occasion. That is really something I would like to ignore. They are all a bunch of groupie banging perverts, who got way more sex than me!
Come on Lush, you know the game. If you ain't famous or handsome you gotta dazzle them with wit.

Also, I think Patchez was honorary fluffer on the Iron Boner "Veiny Hot Throbber" world tour.

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Wed Nov 13, 2019 7:51 pm

That's it Impending Boner will be the band, "Satan Ate my Knob" will be the album title. I just need 3 other idiots and some talent.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... breadsticks or biscuits?

Post by Savage » Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:07 am

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WYR...Olive Garden's bread sticks or Red Lobster's Cheddar Bay biscuits and why?

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Bread sticks? Yuck. I went to Olive Garden once, dragged there by his Royal Grumpness. The salad and dressing was icky, the breadsticks entirely unnecessary. The food itself was blah and bland. The only good bits were a champagne and pineapple juice drink and that the waitress boxed up the rest of our bottle of rather good cheap wine to take home. But the Red Lobster biscuits, rather good, and easily replicated at home.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by mistah willies » Sat Nov 16, 2019 11:51 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:02 am
Lush City wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:58 pm
Ask Robert Plant of Led Zepplin fame about boners. He's performed with one on more than one occasion. That is really something I would like to ignore. They are all a bunch of groupie banging perverts, who got way more sex than me!
Come on Lush, you know the game. If you ain't famous or handsome you gotta dazzle them with wit.

Also, I think Patchez was honorary fluffer on the Iron Boner "Veiny Hot Throbber" world tour.

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Here's a Roger "Plant" if that is close enough

https://youtu.be/dAargSCXQaQ

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by oettinger » Sat Nov 16, 2019 1:16 pm

Would you rather

Be me or be you.

Aside from DB and maybe my wife I wouldn`t really want to trade lifes. What bout you?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Lush City » Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:24 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:02 am
Lush City wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:58 pm
Ask Robert Plant of Led Zepplin fame about boners. He's performed with one on more than one occasion. That is really something I would like to ignore. They are all a bunch of groupie banging perverts, who got way more sex than me!
Come on Lush, you know the game. If you ain't famous or handsome you gotta dazzle them with wit.

Also, I think Patchez was honorary fluffer on the Iron Boner "Veiny Hot Throbber" world tour.

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by oettinger » Sat Nov 30, 2019 6:48 pm

You in a desert,
gallon of water

or

bottle of your favorite hooch?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Sat Nov 30, 2019 8:43 pm

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Nausea » Sat Nov 30, 2019 8:48 pm

A gallon of water isn't going to last long in the desert.

Might as well go out with a bang: slam some Everclear to enter maximum fucked-upness -- and die overnight of dehydration.

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Savage » Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:56 am

Would I rather Grumpy die first, or I? Well, duh. I would rather we go out together, and since I am a coward, it would be nice if we both died in our sleep. But yeah. Unlikely, I know. Can you imagine waking up next to a newly born corpse? Fiery crash on the 5 while Grumpster is driving me to the oncologist is more likely. Even more likely is that my myriad health issues will croak me first. But what if Himself dies? I do not know what I would do. Except carry on, I guess. Maybe we could cork out on one of those interminable trips to Balboa for my scan checks. Big rig got our number? I can deal.

And also our kids. At least they would still have Daddy. I've been sick for a few years, so maybe they're gonna be okay when I croak. And the grandbabies. I would really like to live to see my Gracie and Charlie and Zeke and Kurt grow up. The stepbabes and their parents are three thousand miles away, so I prob won't blip on their radar.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Badfellow » Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:09 pm

oettinger wrote:
Sat Nov 30, 2019 6:48 pm
You in a desert,
gallon of water

or

bottle of your favorite hooch?
A gallon of water to keep me alive until I can crawl out of the desert and drink all your vodka.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Lush City » Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:07 am

I would rather get mellow with my favorite mellow music and favorite mellow drinks. So have a mellow time all you juicers out there!
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:08 pm

Booze.

WYR... lose 12 years off of your life or be nine inches shorter?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Hugh » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:15 pm

Lose nine inches - no doubt about it. I'm sick of the world looking at my overgrown nose hairs.

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