WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Badfellow » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:31 pm

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WYR... lose 12 years off of your life or be nine inches shorter?
Don't get me started, you sick Sid and Marty Krofft sniffin' fuck. Just last year, I donated nine inches to the American Foundation for Penis Poverty and the Poorly Endowed.

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Artful Drunktective » Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:16 am

I don't have any spare inches to give up or I'd be a dwarf , not to mention eye level to everyone's asses and schlongs so I guess that means I give up the last craptastic 12 years of my life. Especially when I still have 3 grandparents alive and kicking in their 90's.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Savage » Wed Dec 04, 2019 12:37 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:08 pm
Booze.

WYR... lose 12 years off of your life or be nine inches shorter?
So, I could be that tiny old lady running around singing "We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land"
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Artful Drunktective » Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:12 pm

WYR be confined in a serial killer's cellar or incarcerated in prison as a "bitch"?
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:37 pm

At least in prison you would get some love.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Nausea » Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:39 pm

Damn, that's a good one, AD.

I'll taking the butt-loving over the imminent tortures of a serial killer. Who knows, maybe I'd learn to like it.

I'm just saying it's a possibility.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Badfellow » Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:24 pm

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I'll taking the butt-loving over the imminent tortures of a serial killer. Who knows, maybe I'd learn to like it.
So the Eisenhower Tunnel is open for traffic?

And I thought you were more of a goats-wearing-Catholic-schoolgirl-skirts kind of guy.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Nausea » Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:32 pm

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I'll taking the butt-loving over the imminent tortures of a serial killer. Who knows, maybe I'd learn to like it.
So the Eisenhower Tunnel is open for traffic?

And I thought you were more of a goats-wearing-Catholic-schoolgirl-skirts kind of guy.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Badfellow » Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:58 pm

Nausea wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:32 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:24 pm
Nausea wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:39 pm
I'll taking the butt-loving over the imminent tortures of a serial killer. Who knows, maybe I'd learn to like it.
So the Eisenhower Tunnel is open for traffic?

And I thought you were more of a goats-wearing-Catholic-schoolgirl-skirts kind of guy.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Savage » Fri Dec 06, 2019 8:38 am

Artful Drunktective wrote:
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WYR be confined in a serial killer's cellar or incarcerated in prison as a "bitch"?
Well, I'm married. And he has referred to me as a bitch, once in a while.
He's sorry, afterwards. Oh yes. I see to that.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by oettinger » Fri Dec 06, 2019 12:35 pm

100 -12 I`ll take that chance

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Lush City » Sun Dec 08, 2019 12:51 am

This thread has become like a bad neighborhood. You wouldn't want to browse it alone. D'Oh!
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Dec 08, 2019 3:21 am

I'm with Lush anyone posting in this thread should be banned


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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by oettinger » Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:16 pm

Pussies

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Patchez » Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:24 pm

I'll drink a handle of the truth.
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