WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

[Artful Drunktective]

Have your testicals removed or go blind?

My testicles removed.

[oettinger]

Be drunk forever or loose the ability to coherently type, walk, speak, hold your pee, recognize loved ones, have sex, get what`s going on on the board



...and edit your posts

[Badfellow]

Have your testicals removed or go blind?

Replace your eyeballs with your testicles. Although that might make winking a bit awkward.

[Patchez]

Have your testicals removed or go blind?

Replace your eyeballs with your testicles. Although that might make winking a bit awkward.

Would it make you Cock-eyed?

[Badfellow]

Have your testicals removed or go blind?

Replace your eyeballs with your testicles. Although that might make winking a bit awkward.

Would it make you Cock-eyed?

I only winksk with me left testicle.

[Lush City]

Be drunk forever or loose the ability to coherently type, walk, speak, hold your pee, recognize loved ones, have sex, get what`s going on on the board



...and edit your posts

So what is the difference? You need a weekend in San Franshitco walking the tourist route downtown.

[oettinger]

Be drunk forever or loose the ability to coherently type, walk, speak, hold your pee, recognize loved ones, have sex, get what`s going on on the board



...and edit your posts

So what is the difference?

Dumbnutt, that was my retarded joke.

BTT have free disgusting hooch everyday or pay for good stuff once a week?

[Lush City]

Be drunk forever or loose the ability to coherently type, walk, speak, hold your pee, recognize loved ones, have sex, get what`s going on on the board



...and edit your posts

So what is the difference?

Dumbnutt, that was my retarded joke.

BTT have free disgusting hooch everyday or pay for good stuff once a week?

[waahoohah]

Have your testicals removed or go blind?

Don't even have to think about it.

I'm USING my eyes!

[scream ale]

Be drunk forever or loose the ability to coherently type, walk, speak, hold your pee, recognize loved ones, have sex, get what`s going on on the board



...and edit your posts

So what is the difference?

Dumbnutt, that was my retarded joke.

BTT have free disgusting hooch everyday or pay for good stuff once a week?

Good stuff once a week. I can get by just fine on beer the rest of the time.

I can say this so easily because I've never been faced with a horrible choice like that.

[Lush City]

This swings!
Frank Sinatra Swinging on a Star
https://youtu.be/nWKXU0ApF08

[scream ale]

For lunch would you rather have...

BBQ chicken sandwich in a can

Or

Canned Unicorn meat

[oettinger]

For lunch would you rather have...

BBQ chicken sandwich in a can

Or

Canned Unicorn meat

I`ll take the unique beef, canned

[Artful Drunktective]

Unicorn Meat. Because there's magic in every bite! Pretty sure Nausea would agree because that's where he gets all his magnificent sparkle nutrients.

[Savage]

Would I rather

1.Drink myself to death, before disease takes me out ?

or

B. Continue with the current program.