WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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oettinger wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:25 pm
Have your testicals removed or go blind?
My testicles removed.
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Be drunk forever or loose the ability to coherently type, walk, speak, hold your pee, recognize loved ones, have sex, get what`s going on on the board



...and edit your posts
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:25 pm
Have your testicals removed or go blind?
Replace your eyeballs with your testicles. Although that might make winking a bit awkward.
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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:46 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:25 pm
Have your testicals removed or go blind?
Replace your eyeballs with your testicles. Although that might make winking a bit awkward.
Would it make you Cock-eyed?
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Patchez wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:14 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:46 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:25 pm
Have your testicals removed or go blind?
Replace your eyeballs with your testicles. Although that might make winking a bit awkward.
Would it make you Cock-eyed?
Popeye wrote:I only winksk with me left testicle.
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 4:06 pm
Be drunk forever or loose the ability to coherently type, walk, speak, hold your pee, recognize loved ones, have sex, get what`s going on on the board



...and edit your posts
So what is the difference? You need a weekend in San Franshitco walking the tourist route downtown.
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2020 12:57 am
oettinger wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 4:06 pm
Be drunk forever or loose the ability to coherently type, walk, speak, hold your pee, recognize loved ones, have sex, get what`s going on on the board



...and edit your posts
So what is the difference?
Dumbnutt, that was my retarded joke.

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:10 am
Lush City wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2020 12:57 am
oettinger wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 4:06 pm
Be drunk forever or loose the ability to coherently type, walk, speak, hold your pee, recognize loved ones, have sex, get what`s going on on the board



...and edit your posts
So what is the difference?
Dumbnutt, that was my retarded joke.

BTT have free disgusting hooch everyday or pay for good stuff once a week?
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:25 pm
Have your testicals removed or go blind?
Don't even have to think about it.

I'm USING my eyes!
Oh, that? Yeah, I did that, it's my fault. I'm sorry.

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:10 am
Lush City wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2020 12:57 am
oettinger wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 4:06 pm
Be drunk forever or loose the ability to coherently type, walk, speak, hold your pee, recognize loved ones, have sex, get what`s going on on the board



...and edit your posts
So what is the difference?
Dumbnutt, that was my retarded joke.

BTT have free disgusting hooch everyday or pay for good stuff once a week?
Good stuff once a week. I can get by just fine on beer the rest of the time.

I can say this so easily because I've never been faced with a horrible choice like that.
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This swings!
Frank Sinatra Swinging on a Star
https://youtu.be/nWKXU0ApF08
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For lunch would you rather have...

BBQ chicken sandwich in a can

Or

Canned Unicorn meat
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scream ale wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:51 pm
For lunch would you rather have...

BBQ chicken sandwich in a can

Or

Canned Unicorn meat
I`ll take the unique beef, canned
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Unicorn Meat. Because there's magic in every bite! Pretty sure Nausea would agree because that's where he gets all his magnificent sparkle nutrients.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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Would I rather

1.Drink myself to death, before disease takes me out ?

or

B. Continue with the current program.
like tears in rain

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