WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by scream ale » Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:43 am

I'd rather choke on unicorn meat since it's an excellent source of sparkles.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Savage » Fri Feb 07, 2020 2:24 am

scream ale wrote:
Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:43 am
I'd rather choke on unicorn meat since it's an excellent source of sparkles.
Well, my answer was a trick answer, because they were the same. Your answer, I like, but you can't eat unicorn meat. They are not made of meat. They are in fact, made of sparkles. And rainbows. And the sound of pan flutes follow them and accompany their every move. (Don't hang around during mating season. Unless you have earplugs.) Don't bother trying to take naughty pictures. Anyone you send them to will experience total phone glitter explosion.
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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by Lush City » Sun Feb 09, 2020 12:05 am

Tour the world as the frontperson of a mime troupe or write world famous songs for other bands to perform?

Eat dog food for one day or sleep in a kennel for a week?

Be a mascot or drive a Zamboni for a day?

Have two heads and one mouth or one head with two mouths?

Live in a glass house made of IPA bottles for a year or sleep on a bed of IPA bottles for a month?

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Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Post by oettinger » Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:10 am

Writing songs from my kennel being a Zamboni mascot feeding my two stomaches with beer and liqour while resting comfortably on my empty collection
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