WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

[oettinger]

Would you rather have your eye poked with a sharp stick or kiss Oprah Winfrey or Hillary Clinton on the mouth?

Yuck. Feel free to poke me twice then

[oettinger]

Would you rather be you or someone else?

[scream ale]

Would you rather be you or someone else?

Would you rather kiss Angela Miracle Whip or Polka?

[oettinger]

Would you rather be you or someone else?

Would you rather kiss Angela Miracle Whip or Polka?

Both, but if I had the choice the third one, still 50/50 on it though. Hard one, 100 percent sure I don`t know yet by now. Give me another 12 months or maybe a year

[Savage]

Would you rather be you or someone else?

I gotta be me! *obligatory

[Lush City]

Would you rather be you or someone else?

I gotta be me! *obligatory

Sammy Davis Jr. - I Gotta Be Me
https://youtu.be/rbLlCxK0pHY

[Savage]

Would you rather swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be more drunk than you are
Or would you rather be a prude?

...or go dancing’ in the nude?

Whadda ya mean that wasn’t one of the choices?

[scream ale]

Peach schnapps or malort? You have no other choice.

[Savage]

Well, I had to look up that Malort stuff. I’d go with the schnapps, mixed with good stuff.

[scream ale]

I should have specified no mixing. Oh well on with the shit show that is monday.

[oettinger]

I`ll take the peach thingy

[oettinger]

Sell your soul to the devil or to god?

[scream ale]

To the pet store for cat food.

[Badfellow]

Wet cat food? Or dry cat food? And less importantly, why?

[scream ale]

Dry. My cats somehow manage to toss their food everywhere. They get as much on the floor as they do in their mouths. I don't need wet cat food all over the place, drying as I sleep.