WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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...Disembowel yourself or set yourself on fire.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Disembowelment first then set myself on fire to, "Finish Him!" ala Mortal Combat.
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I think burning is much easier accomplished
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Nausea wrote:
Tue Dec 15, 2020 9:07 pm
...Disembowel yourself or set yourself on fire.
Does jumping into lava count? Or lowering myself into liquid fire like the T-800 does in T2? That would be my choice. I'd give the thumbs up and everything.
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Would you rather freeze to death T 1000 style or lava to death T 800 style?

Stupid question.


Better one: Being eaten by a pack of wolfes or by a pack of stray dogs?
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Dec 19, 2020 9:10 am

Better one: Being eaten by a pack of wolfes or by a pack of stray dogs?
Stray dogs for sure. I feel so sorry for them, they need nourishment
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Dec 13, 2020 12:40 pm
Sell your soul to the devil or to god?
'Faust' or Francis of Assisi, Ignatius Loyola? It's your choice. My soul is not for sale.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Dec 19, 2020 9:10 am
Being eaten by a pack of wolfes or by a pack of stray dogs?
Would you rather be eaten by a crocodile or an alligator?
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Wolves
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A pack of crocodile wolfes



And Lush I`m pretty damn sure I saw your soul on ebay recently, I was looking for Brush City Towel in mind condition for a dollar or less, purificated, brainwashed deal
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Dec 20, 2020 10:15 am
A pack of crocodile wolfes



And Lush I`m pretty damn sure I saw your soul on ebay recently, I was looking for Brush City Towel in mind condition for a dollar or less, purificated, brainwashed deal
Yeah, you are a just a troll in the disguise of a a moderator. Stop harassing me or I will sue you into the stone age. You will meet Fred Flintstone!
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Oh fuxk, I got exposed
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Would you rather

Vote for Trump or disembowel yourself?

Pour gasoline over self. Grab Hara-Kiri sword. Light match.
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WYR -
have a finger for a penis or 10 penises for fingers?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Finger for a penis. Trying to grasp things with 10 dicks just seems impossible.
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