WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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With my luck I'd get a thumb.
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scream ale wrote:
Wed Dec 30, 2020 7:28 pm
Trying to grasp things with 10 dicks just seems impossible.
Depends how hard they are. A skilled peniseer could use boners like chopsticks.
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Imagine ending up with whiskey dick fingers. Nightmare scenario.
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I'm going with a finger dick. As long as it's not a thumb. If it has to be a thumb please be Shaq's thumb.

The wife says 10 dick fingers, various sizes please.
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Would you rather Team-Up edition

In a contest, partner up with

- eating: Mr Viking (aka Mr Waistline, fill me up)
- drinking: Nausea (aka downs over-proof toxins like tab water)
Five gallons of beer? Interesting. And what was served for main course?
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Would you rather drink yourself to Blackout Island or be abducted by aliens?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Feb 20, 2021 12:55 pm
Would you rather Team-Up edition

In a contest, partner up with

- eating: Mr Viking (aka Mr Waistline, fill me up)
- drinking: Nausea (aka downs over-proof toxins like tab water)
I would need Mr. Viking's help in an eating challenge because I get full fast. I can do good drinking damage on my own so perhaps people would want to pair with me for that challenge as well. Me n' Nausea could stomp y'all.
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Feb 21, 2021 1:18 am
Would you rather drink yourself to Blackout Island or be abducted by aliens?
Blackout island. As much as I like aliens, I don't want to go with them anywhere.
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Drink my way to the aliens
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Either way, some people are just in it for the anal probes.
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Depends on the nature of the aliens. What if they were super cool and took you to the Booze Nebula?
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Nausea wrote:
Sun Feb 21, 2021 4:39 pm
Depends on the nature of the aliens. What if they were super cool and took you to the Booze Nebula?
I don`t know but if aliens showed up on earth I`m pretty sure it would not turn out to be an alien petting zoo
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Defend our bourbon distilleries from the UFOs.
Laser beams, all that shit.
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scream ale wrote:
Sun Feb 21, 2021 7:03 pm
Defend our bourbon distilleries from the UFOs.
Laser beams, all that shit.
Laser fences, laser motes, laser bear traps, laser laser pointers
Five gallons of beer? Interesting. And what was served for main course?
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Would you rather go to a family get together with people you don't like only because of your significant other or take your chances having a drink with Bigfoot in some dive bar in Humboldt county?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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