So where the hell is the Artful D?

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So where the hell is the Artful D?

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I hope she was not consumed by a smoldering visage of the great Volcano

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Looks like an aftershave I`d pay good money for
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*glub glub glub*
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Check this out!!! My Mustang got eaten by lava!! (not really mine).
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri May 11, 2018 1:49 pm
Check this out!!! My Mustang got eaten by lava!!


Well, the Owner must not of really like that car because a three toed sloth could have moved out of the way on that lava flow.
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Nope. If you click enough links to that video you'll find one of a three toed sloth being overtaken by the lava flow.

Why the asshole videoing the event didn't do something to save it is a mystery to me.

He claimed some bullshit about journalistic integrity. I can't intervene. Fuck him. If a life is at stake drop the fucking camera and help.*





















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^ ^ ^ Total B.S. And I think a turtle could have crossed that lava path faster. The owner of that car must be super retarded.
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Damn. Why did I leave my car parked there?!
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Patchez wrote:
Fri May 11, 2018 8:53 pm
Nope. If you click enough links to that video you'll find one of a three toed sloth being overtaken by the lava flow.

Why the asshole videoing the event didn't do something to save it is a mystery to me.

He claimed some bullshit about journalistic integrity. I can't intervene. Fuck him. If a life is at stake drop the fucking camera and help.*

*This is all bullshit.
Next time some of his relatives, or even better he himself, has a life threatening dissease, doctors shouldn`t help.
It`s mother nature`s way and we don`t wanna play god.
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