Attack of the Bots Thread

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Re: What is it the bots think?

Post by mistah willies »

Palinka wrote:
[Sorry, you forgot Rule 10, of the Posting Guidlines. Regards, P.]

Actually, Sir Palinka, I quite enjoy a solid parry. But you must know that my sword is pointed outwards, with my back to this motley crew of the MDM, in drunkard fellowship. I will spar with bots and let my drunken words die along with their eradicated posts.

Carry on in your good work, killer of bots.

Avast ye bots of kitchen wares and estate flippers!

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Re: What is it the bots think?

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I just figure that each and every bot aspires to be Bender from futurama. Essentially it knows it belongs here, it just can't break that last bit of programming to earn the middle name "Bending".
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Re: What is it the bots think?

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Hardcore Stig wrote:I just figure that each and every bot aspires to be Bender from futurama. Essentially it knows it belongs here, it just can't break that last bit of programming to earn the middle name "Bending".
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Re: What is it the bots think?

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The WoW gold did come in handy for those of us that didn't want a job in our escape from reality.
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Re: What is it the bots think?

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Rule 10? Moral dilemma? My shiny ass.
If a bot gets a witty answer, don't touch the thread.

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Re: What is it the bots think?

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One for the Frog wrote:Rule 10? Moral dilemma? My shiny ass.
If a bot gets a witty answer, don't touch the thread.
Ok, allow me to elucidate. Number one, your ass ain't been shiny since Brezhnev was in power.
Number two, this has been a long establishled rule.
Number fucking three, do not make me get medieval on your donkey!
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Re: What is it the bots think?

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When I was a little little kid my imaginary friend was a robot his name was Beety. his parents didn't like me. I never introduced him to my parents because I was afraid they would be mean to him.
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Re: What is it the bots think?

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Brown-Forman[bot] is here strictly to lower the proof...
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker

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Re: What is it the bots think?

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It's creepy being alone with them...these agents of skynet.

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Re: What is it the bots think?

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c'mon Skynet? Really... this dat digging horse shit is hardly skynet.... these dicks just wan your info and all the money that goes with it. they are not smart enough to pull off skynet.. that danger soley resides with Government.




Notice I didn't say whose.
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Re: What is it the bots think?

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I will write a book, Drinking with Skynet. I work with computers, so it's an appropriate title.

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Re: What is it the bots think?

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Palinka wrote:
One for the Frog wrote:Rule 10? Moral dilemma? My shiny ass.
If a bot gets a witty answer, don't touch the thread.
Ok, allow me to elucidate. Number one, your ass ain't been shiny since Brezhnev was in power.
Number two, this has been a long establishled rule.
Number fucking three, do not make me get medieval on your donkey!
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Re: What is it the bots think?

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Luckily we can calculate and not mind waiting the time before we eat the brains
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New Bots

Post by mistah willies »

Four boots recently attempted to join this site as members within minutes of each other on May tenth.

I was figuring maybe we should keep one to frig around with. Perhaps teach it tricks. I'd love to teach one of those health bots how to get right hammered.

Your thoughts?

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Re: New Bots

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I for one could stand a young Russian bride.
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