Greasy Bathrobe (EXPOSED)

[Badfellow]

I just want to wear my sacred and most excellent greasy bathrobe to the bar. But it's too hot, and even if all I wear is a leopard print sock over my man parts, I'd be sweating amazeballs and frying worse than a slab o' bacon in all that bathrobe grease.

Can I get something that's airy and cotton (like those Aye-rabs wear in the desert while they're packing sand up their asses in the name of Ma-hoomid) but still able to absorb the rich patina and individual character of bathrobe grease.

Okay, say you have access to a fashion designer and a sweatshop full of third world slaves at your disposal. How would you design your ideal greasy bathrobe? Bear in mind functionality as well as fashion, for a fine greasy bathrobe should serve the expressions of the wearer, just as it should the daily revelry and travails of the Drunkard.

[calx]

First of all mi amigo, -1 for the use of the term "Amazeballs"

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6SZuAc ... Ig&index=2

I eschew your patina. :D

[Badfellow]

A patina is each and unto their own.

You should know this by now, Calx.


And as for my -1 on the authorized use of satyric amazeballment, I slowly simmer it in your awesomesauce, so kindly get bent, sir.

[calx]

A patina is each and unto their own.

You should know this by now, Calx.


And as for my -1 on the authorized use of satyric amazeballment, I slowly simmer it in your awesomesauce, so kindly get bent, sir.

Ha!

Buddha get bent and it's all good. :D

I gave a homeless guy 20 bucks tonight. He was drunk off his ass. So it goes. And so we go. And so we go.

[calx]

god help us im drunk off my ass and i work for the squid.

:<

[drunkin' Wisconsinite]

I just want to wear my sacred and most excellent greasy bathrobe to the bar. But it's too hot, and even if all I wear is a leopard print sock over my man parts, I'd be sweating amazeballs and frying worse than a slab o' bacon in all that bathrobe grease.

Can I get something that's airy and cotton (like those Aye-rabs wear in the desert while they're packing sand up their asses in the name of Ma-hoomid) but still able to absorb the rich patina and individual character of bathrobe grease.

Okay, say you have access to a fashion designer and a sweatshop full of third world slaves at your disposal. How would you design your ideal greasy bathrobe? Bear in mind functionality as well as fashion, for a fine greasy bathrobe should serve the expressions of the wearer, just as it should the daily revelry and travails of the Drunkard.

Have you ever had the feeling you want to "un-see" something? This would fit into that category. Now if Stormy Daniels showed up at the bar in your greasy robe, it would just add to your legend.

[Nausea]

I'll grab her by the greasy bathrobe. You can do that when you're a star.

[Badfellow]

The pattern of bathrobe grease embued by the owner also acts as a natural camouflage, rendering the wearer all but completely invisible in the eyes of police, corporate dupes and the illuminati nazi yeti-men known to roam the upper peaks.

[oettinger]

Snip snip snip, yeah and that ugly little pink worm is off

Always come back to @Oett barber n behead

[Badfellow]

Snip snip snip, yeah and that ugly little pink worm is off

Always come back to @Oett barber n behead

We have asked you repeatedly to cut off one of your testicles as an article of faith. Not both. Just one you can mail to your parents. Like Van Gogh.

[calx]

Snip snip snip, yeah and that ugly little pink worm is off

Always come back to @Oett barber n behead

We have asked you repeatedly to cut off one of your testicles as an article of faith. Not both. Just one you can mail to your parents. Like Van Gogh.

^^ brutal! :O

p.s. holy balls i was hammered last time i posted. good times! :D

[oettinger]

Balls to le walls

[Badfellow]

Snip snip snip, yeah and that ugly little pink worm is off

Always come back to @Oett barber n behead

We have asked you repeatedly to cut off one of your testicles as an article of faith. Not both. Just one you can mail to your parents. Like Van Gogh.

^^ brutal! :O

p.s. holy balls i was hammered last time i posted. good times! :D

Fine times indeed. Cheers, fellow Drunkard.

[mistah willies]

I just want to wear my sacred and most excellent greasy bathrobe to the bar.

Ha!
There's one in the corner that I haven't used in a while, so it kinda stands there like some strange statue. Crustified? Dessicated?
Hmmm. Maybe since it has my shape, like a pair of hippy Jesus shoes that only the owner can wear after it forms to their souls...

Then there's another one that took on a micro-biome life of its own and escaped... I think it's hiding in the rafters... I heard it growling the other night and it scared the wife.

The third one is a work in process. Grease, rum spillage and now bourbon badges. I think this will be the one that I can tame.


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[Artful Drunktective]

You know who probably has the greasiest bathrobe of all? The Hoff. Between all that sun tan oil and drunken face diving into' greasy hamburgers on the floor...it is to be rivaled.