"That's quite a foamy glass of beer you got there buddy boy."

[Lush City]

Worst pick up line ever in a gay bar?
"That's quite a foamy glass of beer you got there buddy boy."

[calx]

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A lickalotapus!

*dodges tomatoes*

[Badfellow]

Spending much time at the gay bar lately, Lush? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Lush City]

Spending much time at the gay bar lately, Lush? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Nope. Never. Just imagining what these pervs sound like. I will admit I'm a pretty big homophobe.

[Badfellow]

Spending much time at the gay bar lately, Lush? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Nope. Never. Just imagining what these pervs sound like. I will admit I'm a pretty big homophobe.

What about women with mustaches? Does that fall under homophobic guidelines? Or are they dateable?

[ThirstyDrunk]

Can I push in your stool for you?

[scream ale]

Spending much time at the gay bar lately, Lush? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Nope. Never. Just imagining what these pervs sound like. I will admit I'm a pretty big homophobe.

What about women with mustaches? Does that fall under homophobic guidelines? Or are they dateable?

if your into dating italians it's a a-ok!

[mistah willies]

...Just imagining what these pervs sound like.

Something seems a bit queer here. Now look, buddy, there must be plenty of places and websites to come out. But here, our enemies are them DRYs.

I think if ya wanna have a pick up line, you should try something like: "You're pretty big. You must be hard to fit" or something like that. Just guessing here.

*hiccup*

[oettinger]

3 to 1 for No so far
try harder Lush, or ask Connie J Gay or Hugh maybe

[Lush City]

Hey! I don't care what your opinions may be just vote on the poll. There is nothing more hilarious than a gay pick up line between two grown ass men.

[Hugh]

Hey! I don't care what your opinions may be just vote on the poll. There is nothing more hilarious than a gay pick up line between two grown ass men.

Oh, the stories I could tell you about all the "straight" bars around town where I've gotten action. If the alley behind Tobacco Rhoda's had a fly on the wall that could talk...

I never had to use a pickup line on any of them. I just sat there and waited, they would come to me. Even if they had to wait until after last call outside the bar, I would get those frustrated, poor, drunk straight men with nothing more than a fem smile.

It was the homophobes that I loved the most. They would get disgusted with themselves and leave in an enraged huff immediately after climax. But some of them came back. Me, with my ugly pockmarked face, had enough feminine charm to bring them back.

Those days are gone now. My haircut looks like a young cop's. I threw away my Daisy Dukes. No more patent leather pumps. It's depressing.

[Lush City]

Hey! I don't care what your opinions may be just vote on the poll. There is nothing more hilarious than a gay pick up line between two grown ass men.

Oh, the stories I could tell you about all the "straight" bars around town where I've gotten action. If the alley behind Tobacco Rhoda's had a fly on the wall that could talk...

I never had to use a pickup line on any of them. I just sat there and waited, they would come to me. Even if they had to wait until after last call outside the bar, I would get those frustrated, poor, drunk straight men with nothing more than a fem smile.

It was the homophobes that I loved the most. They would get disgusted with themselves and leave in an enraged huff immediately after climax. But some of them came back. Me, with my ugly pockmarked face, had enough feminine charm to bring them back.

Those days are gone now. My haircut looks like a young cop's. I threw away my Daisy Dukes. No more patent leather pumps. It's depressing.

Please repent before it's too late. Recover your manhood!

[ThirstyDrunk]

are eye pee tee

[mistah willies]

are eye pee tee

Arrrrgh matey. Thar she blows.

[oettinger]

Please repent before it's too late. Recover your manhood!

Oh Lush, shouldn`t that be his business.

Or do you really belive in god??!?!?!?