Home Depot loves female drunkards!

[Savage]

Just arrived at The Big Pink Pile of Stucco: https://www.homedepot.com/p/Acme-Furnit ... /301607067
It is nice to have a Savage-sized chair at last.

And... It has *TWO* cupholders!!!

I could only be happier if it came in purple.

[ThirstyDrunk]

You live in luxury, as you should!
Cheers!

[oettinger]

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[Savage]

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Oh dear. I'm sorry. It comes up under:
Acme Furniture Rosia Blue Recliner

Of course, you are probably too big to fit. It's a chair for the shortish and smallish person. Most recliners are quite large, because only big people are drunkards, ha-ha. While I appreciate the big-daddy recliners because I can fit in a grandchild next to me, sometimes it is nice to have a chair all to myself. I like Japan, where chairs were close enough to the ground that my feet didn't dangle in mid-air/

[oettinger]

I think I almost knew that and me too too

[peetie44]

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Probably because you live in Europe.

[mistah willies]

Probably because you live in Europe.

Like peetie44 said, Oett. I mean, those 'Murrucan recliners can keep your beer cold and you can even order a pizza without getting up. Well, except for answering the door when it arrives.

Unless you just leave the door open all the time. You should try that for a couple days and report back.

Here an image of the recliner beer cooler with cool buttons

[Savage]

Years ago, before cell phones were common, Grumpy looked at a recliner that had a beer cooler, drink holder, massager, and telephone built in. I told him if he had a potty, he'd never leave the thing.

[mistah willies]

Years ago, before cell phones were common, Grumpy looked at a recliner that had a beer cooler, drink holder, massager, and telephone built in. I told him if he had a potty, he'd never leave the thing.

I've been thinking about the usefulness of a recliner with very own personal catheter and I.V. tube.

But then I'd miss out on the chugging/gargling aspect of bourbon.

I neck each bottle, but they've never gone to work the next day with a hickey. Mostly they're bleeded out by then.

Home Depot!

[whiskeyprick]

They love anyone with a pulse. thank booze you still have one.

[Savage]

I can reply, but I can't quote, so

[Savage]

Mistah Willies: I used to say I wanted a bourbon IV, but now with the infusion port, Makers and I are much more portable.

[Savage]

WhiskeyPrick, Home Depot is a pusher. You buy a house, and it dangles a little orange card in front of you, and says:

Look upon the grandeur that is the Home Depot. All this can be yours. Lighting fixtures, wood blinds, a dazzling array of paint and flooring, and appliances. Walk this way. Take a deep breath. Smell the fresh lumber.

Smell it, damn you!

Fondle the carpet samples. Go smell the lumber again.

We have what you want.

All your dollars belong to us.

You are Home Depot's bitch.

(Smell the lumber.)

[prateekgupta]

I mean, totes, dude.

[Savage]

I mean, totes, dude.

I am not a dude. I am a female night owl, lately insomniac, driven from my bed by Herr Snorer. I really like to park by the indoor lumber yard at Lowes. The contractors are all gone by the time I arrive, and the serious small-timer construction guys are all gathered under the overhang with their trucks. So, everytime, I pull into the same front spot (I think it should be sign-boarded with my name) and go in and stroll down the aisles of wood, inhaling deeply. After I drink my fill of the wonderful smells, I go and take care of my mundane errands. Lightbulbs, extension cords, small hardware; anything that does not require heavy lifting or a truck. Takes me right back to my childhood and trips to Linbrook Hardware.