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Modern Drunkard Hall of blame
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Re: Modern Drunkard Hall of blame
And a mighty hall of blame this is
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Did you make the walls out of cardboard?
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I heard the walls are pieced together 12 and 30 packs and the roofing is nothing more then flattened tall cans of Smirnoff Ice. It's been said the whole thing is held together with love and bubble gum.
Re: Modern Drunkard Hall of blame
Blame this!! XXXX
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I blame Oettinger for everything.
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Re: Modern Drunkard Hall of blame
While I do blame oettinger for everything...
...and I do...
This isn't a bad idea, I'm going to nominate Patchez and Nausea as the World Tag Team Champions of Getting You Shitfaced when You Were Just Trying to go To Sleep.
...and I do...
This isn't a bad idea, I'm going to nominate Patchez and Nausea as the World Tag Team Champions of Getting You Shitfaced when You Were Just Trying to go To Sleep.
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He will. And in a voice much like Arnold's.
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Okay, now that I've got a couple drinks in me I have some very important blaming to do. Here goes, scapegoats:
Patchez- I blame Patchez mostly for making other people look tall while making their beards look short. It's a bit of a conundrum. I blame him for that too.
Oettinger- Fuck, I could go on forever here. Easily a six hour dissertation with no intermissions. But what I would really like to blame Oettinger for is his dog being an asshole and for not keeping the dingleberries freshly picked from Rambo the Pomeranian's furry posterior (that's the ass end, Oetts). I also blame him for pooping in Palinka's shower.
Nausea- This guy gets the blame for drinking shots of 190 Everclear with a straight face and a maniacal grin. And in all likelihood, he could feasibly be blamed for 20% of the unsolved missing prostitute cases in every state west of the Mississippi. Don't worry, I won't tell.
Thirsty Drunk- Thirsty is the reason Arby's restaurants did away with squirt bottles of Arby's and Horsey sauce because the drunken degenerate kept stealing them. In fact, he stole the last remaining one on July 16, 1994, bringing to an end a great era in petty theft. But he can't be blamed for not changing his underwear because he doesn't wear any. TMI.
Dear Booze- Good god, where do I start? Remember the kid in school who was always getting other kids into trouble while somehow slinking out of trouble himself? That's your guy right there. You know, I could sit here and berate Dear Booze all night for being a complete dickhead. But I think the real blame lies with his parents for not noticing the "mark of the beast" on his scalp when he was born. Hail Satan, buddy.
Let me know if I left anyone out. I have plenty of blame to go around.
Patchez- I blame Patchez mostly for making other people look tall while making their beards look short. It's a bit of a conundrum. I blame him for that too.
Oettinger- Fuck, I could go on forever here. Easily a six hour dissertation with no intermissions. But what I would really like to blame Oettinger for is his dog being an asshole and for not keeping the dingleberries freshly picked from Rambo the Pomeranian's furry posterior (that's the ass end, Oetts). I also blame him for pooping in Palinka's shower.
Nausea- This guy gets the blame for drinking shots of 190 Everclear with a straight face and a maniacal grin. And in all likelihood, he could feasibly be blamed for 20% of the unsolved missing prostitute cases in every state west of the Mississippi. Don't worry, I won't tell.
Thirsty Drunk- Thirsty is the reason Arby's restaurants did away with squirt bottles of Arby's and Horsey sauce because the drunken degenerate kept stealing them. In fact, he stole the last remaining one on July 16, 1994, bringing to an end a great era in petty theft. But he can't be blamed for not changing his underwear because he doesn't wear any. TMI.
Dear Booze- Good god, where do I start? Remember the kid in school who was always getting other kids into trouble while somehow slinking out of trouble himself? That's your guy right there. You know, I could sit here and berate Dear Booze all night for being a complete dickhead. But I think the real blame lies with his parents for not noticing the "mark of the beast" on his scalp when he was born. Hail Satan, buddy.
Let me know if I left anyone out. I have plenty of blame to go around.
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Re: Modern Drunkard Hall of blame
Dirty Lou- Then there's Lou who can be blamed by convenient proxy for the popularization of enchiladas. Why is this a bad thing? Before Lou, enchiladas were a rarity outside of Mexico or California, a savory homemade dish packed full of diggity salsa and cheesy goodness. But now, thanks to Dirty Lou, you can get a sleazy, factory made enchilada at every gas station and truck stop from Fresno to Hoboken. Gracias Lou.
The Modern Drunkard- Easy blame here. The Modern Drunkard is the ultimate enabler of my mammoth drinking habits as well as witty responses at the bar to comments from unibrows and inbred frat boys. He's also squarely to blame for making me wonder when the next issue his magazine will arrive. There's a magazine?
Rye n' Coke- Okay, not a lot to work with here, so I'm going to blame him for passing out during Skype calls. Wait... is he passing out? Or is he just making a closer examination of his own crotch? I'm also blaming him for being a nice guy and making the rest of us look like backwater scum by comparison.
The Modern Drunkard- Easy blame here. The Modern Drunkard is the ultimate enabler of my mammoth drinking habits as well as witty responses at the bar to comments from unibrows and inbred frat boys. He's also squarely to blame for making me wonder when the next issue his magazine will arrive. There's a magazine?
Rye n' Coke- Okay, not a lot to work with here, so I'm going to blame him for passing out during Skype calls. Wait... is he passing out? Or is he just making a closer examination of his own crotch? I'm also blaming him for being a nice guy and making the rest of us look like backwater scum by comparison.
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hahaOkay, now that I've got a couple drinks in me I have some very important blaming to do. Here goes, scapegoats:
Patchez- I blame Patchez mostly for making other people look tall while making their beards look short. It's a bit of a conundrum. I blame him for that too.
good one!
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I am blameless.And if any blame is flung, it will be found to be Grumpy’s fault. He throws poo. It is part of his job. Well, if you knew what chuckleheads he has charge of...
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