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This reminds me of the rotten beer me and friends once, no twice, got.

When we returned it at the store we asked the clerk to take a gulp, because that idiot didn`t believe us the beer tasted like a wet dog.

He said: "NO thanks" and started to shake and sweat, three big metalheads pissed off in front of him
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I would like to register a complaint about this parrot what I purchased not 'alf an hour ago from this very boutique!
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Oct 14, 2018 5:26 pm
I would like to register a complaint about this parrot what I purchased not 'alf an hour ago from this very boutique!
Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
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Rooster wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 6:04 pm
So, today I went to the corner gas-station and picked up 4 pints of my (to-this-point) favorite, local microbrewery's Session Ale.

After drinking the first, I noticed what seemed like a bunch of cookie-crumbles in the bottle. I figured my daughter had found a way to climb up onto the counters, deposit a cookie, and then climb back down again.
My first reaction was a big 'ol Awww, to the little lady after my own heart; I always like a little something to dip my cookie in. But upon reading The Rest of the Story, I am appalled that your brew was soiled. You are right to complain, and you deserve compensation. I'd say a year's supply of your favorite ale would cover things.
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