Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Cheers and happy bday!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Sully… remember when I said I’d wish you happy geburtstag last? I lied.
Happy birthday, Oetts!
Happy birthday, Oetts!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Let’s take a look at what the geburtstag boy has in store for his special day. Please note that all times are in that weird-ass European format:
0900- Wake up call. Time to don the Slayer hoodie. Rigorous calisthenics routine followed by taking a big old dump.
0930- Vodka. Marlboro. Vodka.
1010- Listening to Night Train by Guns n Roses for the 34,728,054th time. More vodka. More Marlboro.
1030- Time to walk the little arseloch dog.
1050- Whoops, another dump.
1105- Vodka. Marlboro. Marlboro.
1130- Schnitzel time, baby.
1215- Inspirational Arnold Schwarzenegger quote of the day.
1230- Vodka darts sponsored by Marlboro.
1345- Nappy time.
1800- Vodka. Marlboro.
1815- Casserole, schnitzel and tuna fish pizza birthday dinner!
1900- Skype with the British and American assholes. Especially Dear Booze; he’s such an asshole.
1910- Vodka. Marlboro.
1920- Vodka.
1925- Marlboro.
2000- Finally drunk enough to sing Axel Rose impressions.
2030- Trip over stupid dog on the way to take a piss.
2110- Vodka. Marlboro. Marlboro. Any leftover casserole?
2130- Can’t remember.
2200- Still can’t remember.
2300- Did I pass out on the kitchen floor again?
0900- Wake up call. Time to don the Slayer hoodie. Rigorous calisthenics routine followed by taking a big old dump.
0930- Vodka. Marlboro. Vodka.
1010- Listening to Night Train by Guns n Roses for the 34,728,054th time. More vodka. More Marlboro.
1030- Time to walk the little arseloch dog.
1050- Whoops, another dump.
1105- Vodka. Marlboro. Marlboro.
1130- Schnitzel time, baby.
1215- Inspirational Arnold Schwarzenegger quote of the day.
1230- Vodka darts sponsored by Marlboro.
1345- Nappy time.
1800- Vodka. Marlboro.
1815- Casserole, schnitzel and tuna fish pizza birthday dinner!
1900- Skype with the British and American assholes. Especially Dear Booze; he’s such an asshole.
1910- Vodka. Marlboro.
1920- Vodka.
1925- Marlboro.
2000- Finally drunk enough to sing Axel Rose impressions.
2030- Trip over stupid dog on the way to take a piss.
2110- Vodka. Marlboro. Marlboro. Any leftover casserole?
2130- Can’t remember.
2200- Still can’t remember.
2300- Did I pass out on the kitchen floor again?
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Someone buy this man some birthday cake flavored vodka and a trash bin to vomit it in
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Thanks ya`ll drunks.
My father gifted me two whisky bottles, he admittledly has no clue about whisky, and even less about my taste.
So he grabed what was there in shelfes:
I hate Johnny, the Japanese though looks worth a wirl
My father gifted me two whisky bottles, he admittledly has no clue about whisky, and even less about my taste.
So he grabed what was there in shelfes:
I hate Johnny, the Japanese though looks worth a wirl
Drink!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Nikka is good Jap whisky.
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Can't believe JW stooped to doing that stuff. Bonafide scheisse.
Anyways, happy birthday ya crazy bastard.
Anyways, happy birthday ya crazy bastard.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Clearly, your dad doesn't even give a shit. It doesn't fucking matter. It's not like you are 4 years old. Shit, you're not even 21. Get over yourself, motherfucker. Let's celebrate when you hit 100.
FUCK!
FUCK!
Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
I probably already said this in Skype but Happy Beerthday!!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Herzlichen Glückwunsch!
Your birthday is going on forever. Or the forum is dead.
So what are you now?
Fucking 100?
Your birthday is going on forever. Or the forum is dead.
So what are you now?
Fucking 100?
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Happy geburtstag my drunkard hubs! Here's live footage of oett on his birthday:
Okole maluna!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Cheers man. No one plays a key-log quite like you.
Unless that's you on bongos.
Unless that's you on bongos.
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Cheers and happy birthday, man!