Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

Post by mistah willies »

Happiest of spawn-days to you Mr Badfellow!

May you get everything you want and nothing you deserve ol chum.

(Isn't it also time for Mr Viking's monthly birthday?)

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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having a bottle of bubbly (gallon of diet coke of course - never had a beer, never even had one beer) to your imminent demise.

make drinking great again!
You may now lavish your congratulations upon me.

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

Post by Artful Drunktective »

Badfellow wrote:
Sun Nov 04, 2018 3:40 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:59 am
Yeah, like it`s on monday but thanks folks.

I think it goes like this:

3rd FKR
4th Assfellow
5th stinky, smelly, vodka soaked. bumwine splashed, and pre-ejaculatory fluids encrusted Oettinger
6th no one, can`t follow that up. Ever thought about giving blow jobs while being super hungover, that sounds horrible
Fixed it!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Donald J. Drunk wrote:
Mon Nov 05, 2018 2:06 pm
having a bottle of bubbly (gallon of diet coke of course - never had a beer, never even had one beer) to your imminent demise.

make drinking great again!
Making Orange skin great again.

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Happy Birthday O!

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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I thought I posted on this. Belated best regards to you, good sir. Will raise a pint of Glasgow's finest hoppy swill to you shortly.

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Shit. I missed a couple birthdays? Happy belated birthday to Oett and BF, two of my faforite people in the world. Proud to know you both.

Cheers motherfuckers!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Happy Gubertag, Oetting-schwance!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Needs some milk.. Happy bday!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Fuck. A day late. Happy Beerthday ya sot.
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Ha missed this one. Cheers sir!

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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How dare you sir hide your birthday while I'm babbling about my horseshit? Happy Birthday you vile and vicious warlord for whiskey!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Rye and Coke wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:01 am
How dare you sir hide your birthday while I'm babbling about my horseshit? Happy Birthday you vile and vicious warlord for whiskey!
I just don`t care about it.

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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^^^ I say the same thing about mine. After I hit the legal drinking age here and I could my booze with a lot less hassle my birthday has become just another day.

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Happy Happy Joy Joy geburtstag to meinen betrunkenen Lieblingsmann! (Favorite husband and favorite drunkard. They're interchangeable). A fine German bastard, indeed.

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