Red wine has HOW many carbs per glass..??!

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Red wine has HOW many carbs per glass..??!

Post by Red » Sat Nov 03, 2018 2:11 pm

Oh sh*t. I didn't need to know this. 3.8 grams of carbs per 5 oz glass of red wine. I like red wine the way Brent Kavanaugh likes beer. So this is not welcome news on my keto diet, where you keep carb intake to a minimum. I usually enjoy a couple of bottles of cheap cab each evening. So that's like 38 grams of carbs. Not good.

Vodka martini? 0 carbs in an ounce of vodka, like 1 gram carbs in two ounces of dry vermouth.

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Post by Red » Sat Nov 03, 2018 3:18 pm

Make that three ounces of vodka to one part dry vermouth...

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Post by oettinger » Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:02 am

I don`t know why but to me clean spirits look like they don`t contain any carbs.
Are carbs visible?
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Post by Nausea » Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:03 am

Red wrote:
Sat Nov 03, 2018 2:11 pm
I like red wine the way Brent Kavanaugh likes beer.
To the point where you want to whip your you-know-what out?

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Post by Badfellow » Sun Nov 04, 2018 3:44 pm

Carb counting is for ninnies.
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Post by Patchez » Sun Nov 04, 2018 5:02 pm

Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Post by Patchez » Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:47 pm

Rusty_Shackleford wrote:
Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:22 pm
http://getdrunknotfat.com/
that's some handy info there Rusty.
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Post by mistah willies » Mon Nov 05, 2018 12:04 pm

Why not try out a Brutal Hammer?

Could be a new route for you.

While you're heading off to Blackout Island drinking those, it makes sense to read from this site:

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Post by Red » Tue Nov 06, 2018 11:53 am

Red, meet Mr. Vodka Martini. Mr. Vodka Martini, meet Red. You two get acquainted.

15mL of olive juice and it's a Dirty Vodka Martini.

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Post by Rye and Coke » Tue Dec 04, 2018 2:00 am

Rusty_Shackleford wrote:
Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:22 pm
http://getdrunknotfat.com/
You are a god among men. Where has this site been all my life?
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