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Patchez
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My package!

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Has arrived!!

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Notice the return address.

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Squuuueeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

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Signed by the culprits.
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Re: My package!

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Cool. I like your package. Where to begin?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: My package!

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I thought your package would be larger.
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Re: My package!

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Badfellow wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 29, 2018 12:49 pm
 I thought your package would be larger.
Awesome. Absolutely awesome!
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Re: My package!

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Dear Booze wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 29, 2018 2:12 pm
Badfellow wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 29, 2018 12:49 pm
 I thought your package would be larger.
Awesome. Absolutely awesome!
My package is huge. Huge. It goes to 6 skulls.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: My package!

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Congrats! My package keeps getting pushed back. It's frustrating.
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a gust of wind revealed my package to a taxi drive. Must remember to wear underpants when outside
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His package is paperwrapped and taped to the box you dumbasses
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Re: My package!

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I like large packages.
Okole maluna!

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The phrase "big things come in small packages" was probably coined by a guy with really tiny pecker.
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Does size really matter?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: My package!

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ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:41 pm
 Does size really matter?
Well I do prefer a handle to a fifth.
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Re: My package!

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I'm waiting for a package from Vegas too. But it's hemp oil shit. CBD and all that. Got talked into it by a pretty lady. Oh well.
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Re: My package!

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After being help up endlessly, my package is finally moving!
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Re: My package!

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Can you order your own package online?
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