Profound strategies for future urination

[Badfellow]

According to modern science, the average person pisses 8 times per day.

Great.


By that line of malfamatatics, 8 x 365 something equals just under 3000 pisses (or urinating sessions) per year. And if you're lucky, you live until 70, which equals something like 200,040 pisses before you stop breathing.




And that's why the world is my urinal. And yours.

[Patchez]

Those of us with diabeetus can likely double those numbers. That's why sometimes my pants are my urinal. I just can't be bothered. I really need to get the adult diapers. It would really cut down or potty breaks during football and at the bar. These breaks waste countless drinking hours over a lifetime.

[oettinger]

Those of us with diabeetus can likely double those numbers. That's why sometimes my pants are my urinal. I just can't be bothered. I really need to get the adult diapers. It would really cut down or potty breaks during football and at the bar. These breaks waste countless drinking hours over a lifetime.

And you spent 15 hours in a truck. It was considered a three hour drive at the beginning right?

[ThirstyDrunk]

I collect milk jugs, or water jugs , aor tea jugs , anything wiht a opening bigger than my peehole.
you can pour em out in the sink or throw em in the street