True story.
No presents for anyone. Gotta fix the septic with what little money I have.
How is this about Drinking you may ask? I'm gonna get Drunk as shit on a work night and piss out in the yard.
How was your day?
Merry Christmas you drunks!
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Re: Merry Christmas! Shitter's full..
I piss in the yard every night.
And I live in the City.
And I live in the City.
She's got the Jack.
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Re: Merry Christmas! Shitter's full..
Maybe Thirsty's mom can send you another dollar.
I'll miss you, pallie.
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Re: Merry Christmas! Shitter's full..
I hope she will. I gotta do a shitload of go-go dancing to pay this bill.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Maybe Thirsty's mom can send you another dollar.
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A Christmas Note
Its Friday Bitches , time for some beans , green ones , from a can !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UejelYnVI3U
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Re: A Christmas Note
Ha! Bourbon, in your face!
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: A Christmas Note
Savage is right , not what it used to be , rip toxi , lemmi , ect
Re: A Christmas Note
I once met Rufus Wainwright at Manchester Aiport. Well I say 'met' but just we kinda said "alright" and that was it. Good story eh?
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Re: A Christmas Note
molson muscle wrote:Savage is right , not what it used to be , rip toxi , lemmi , ect
Then why do you come back, you one trick pony?
I doubt if you even Drink.
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Re: A Christmas Note
I met Bob Eubanks on a shuttle bus at LAX some 20 years ago, but didn't ask him about the "In da butt, Bob" incident.
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Re: A Christmas Note
I met ThirstyDrunk about 3 years ago and I didn't even think about bring up the goatfucking "rumors".
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Re: A Christmas Note
I totally second that post.Screwball wrote:molson muscle wrote:Savage is right , not what it used to be , rip toxi , lemmi , ect
Then why do you come back, you one trick pony?
I doubt if you even Drink.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Christmas with the Drys
Today's ordeal at 3 at the wife's sister's; some scripture reading, a black and green and red birthday cake we all have to light candles for, sing "Happy Birthday" to Jesus, then go around and praise HIM and what miracles we are thankful for during the past year.
Mine is the miracle of the 8oz flask that keeps filling up with Sailor Jerry; although in truth, I might be refilling it myself in a blackout state late at night to be ready, 'cause good scouts are always prepared.
Should improve the shitty punch she always serves, anyway.
Mine is the miracle of the 8oz flask that keeps filling up with Sailor Jerry; although in truth, I might be refilling it myself in a blackout state late at night to be ready, 'cause good scouts are always prepared.
Should improve the shitty punch she always serves, anyway.
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Re: Christmas with the Drys
Great Scott! Is there no way out of this predicament? Surely, with those flu like symptoms you've just developed, you wouldn't want to get everyone else sick.
I'll miss you, pallie.