Merry Christmas you drunks!

[Crystal]

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Diwali, Ramadan, and other holidays out there. I know these already passed (besides Xmas), but better late than never I guess.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Hope you all can get like me cheers

Hot dog blesses every bun

[Catroaster]

Indeed! Merry Christmas to all, may your booze be plentiful, and may all who are against festive drunkenness suffer from Herod's Evil!

Catroaster (who is tucking into his first glass of mead at 8:20 am)

[Frankennietzsche]

You should have smote her and wore her skin in a victory dance.

[Crystal]

We host Christmas at our house. Arrival time was 1pm. My sister showed up at 3pm. She had one job: make a green bean casserole. The stuff was bought for her to make it- twice. She didn't make it, and didn't bring the ingredients to make it. My mom makes the toast, and starts to cry as she thanks Jesus and God for Jack Hanna's animals? It was very strange.

[Booz Hound]

Dry Christmas for me. :( Sad sad week.

[Booz Hound]

Merry Fucking Christmas.

Love,
BH

[Savage]

I cook, and drink. Then I cook some more. Then we eat. And then I retire to the library. It's nice, and peaceful, in there. The gargoyles, and the skulls, and of course, the books--heaven, as long as one has earbuds blasting Bach or Handel or somesuch. I wear heavy slippers to avoid lacerations from the thousand tiny bits of Lego vampire castle and whatnot.

[Booz Hound]

I prefer Lego Pirates myself.

[Mother Goose]

My family got pretty drunk on the 23rd and we danced in the kitchen. Then we got drunk again on the 24th and opened presents. Then, I'm pretty sure we got drunk again on the 25th and opened some more presents. By the 26th, my liver was swiss cheese. Perfect Christmas!!

[Palinka (RIP)]

You should have smote her and wore her skin in a victory dance.

What he said.

[sloweducation]

Thank God my family loves to drink, my dad is "dad drunk" all day. You know, he drinks whiskey all day and never seems to get more then a buzz and the next thing you know he is sleeping in a chair...only to wake up an hour later and drink more!

[Lush City]

Thank God my family loves to drink, my dad is "dad drunk" all day. You know, he drinks whiskey all day and never seems to get more then a buzz and the next thing you know he is sleeping in a chair...only to wake up an hour later and drink more!

You have been blessed. Love your Dad.

[NYDingbat]

I have always been fascinated how we celebrate the same thing so differently. I love it.

My nieces (7 and 10 ) just learned about the custom of leaving your shoes out - akin to our stockings.

How do you celebrate the birth of Christ? We all have great traditions, food and, natch, cocktails - I've got the packet of mulling spices ready.
Not to mention the lovely li'l Advent calendar at http://www.jacquielawson.com/advent/alp ... urce=jl510

Adorable. Fun for the kids - and us too!

[Oggar]

I have hated X-mas since I was 8. If not for my nephew I would have nothing to do with the wretched holiday. It is an exercise in alienation where you get gifts that demonstrate that people don't know who you really are. Fuck it, I guess it's good to get new socks.