Merry Christmas you drunks!

[Patchez]

Fuck it, I guess it's good to get new socks.

It would be better if the socks were wrapped around a bottle though.

[Palinka (RIP)]

This year might have been the coolest Christmas since the one I spent in Mankato, MN, as for the first time the pubs will all be open. However, for reasons that I'll not bore you with (überbitch sister*), I am going to rural Brittany (France). Needless to say, I shall be very, very drunk.


* I have already got a measure of revenge by giving my nephew, her son, a drum kit (what can I say, evil comes naturally to me).

[Oggar]

This year might have been the coolest Christmas since the one I spent in Mankato, MN,

I remember the morning my brother picked me up on the way to my dad's place for xmas. You sent me out the door with 10 Vodka shots under my belt. Not the worst xmas ever.

[Palinka (RIP)]

This year might have been the coolest Christmas since the one I spent in Mankato, MN,

I remember the morning my brother picked me up on the way to my dad's place for xmas. You sent me out the door with 10 Vodka shots under my belt. Not the worst xmas ever.

Good times, my friend. Good Drunkardist times.

[Frankennietzsche]

I come from a large family of Secular Satanists. We observe Grand High Climax. A wonderful tradtion.

[Judge]

face down

[Palinka (RIP)]

face down

That's what "she" said! NARF!

[oettinger]

I will show up completly trashed as always (old friends are in town, have to hoist some up!). Most of the time I am not able to attend the festivities like dinner and such because just the thought of food makes my last ten drinks of last night show up again. Then my precious family will once again start a discussion about how worse my condition has gotten (it hasn`t , it`s the same way for 10 years now, and I`m fine, better than ever even!).
The commander of accusation, my father, isn`t aversed to drink himself either. In fact there was a time, when for 30 straight years there wasn`t one day he didn`t imbibe much quantities of alcohol himself and was a succesful lawyer at the same time. Then mother chimes in with her being worried and stuff, all while my boring brother and his fucking insane and boring wife listen. My sister and her stupid asshole husband of course will already be drunk at that time. This year they won`t even show up again, but needless to say they are excused anyway...
Then at 10 o`clock in the evening, when I get my shit together, I will depart that place of many horrors and hook up with the drinking bunch to the delightful facial expressions of all attendees.

[peetie44]

[oettinger]

What the?!?!?!??!
Hand that woman immediatly a warm beer and sit her in the corner to think about her act!

I mean it`s still 17 days till christmas for crying out loud!!!!

[coqui_chris]

At the OTB on a lucky one ... then in the drunk tank ...

[BigDog49]

By hanging out, drinking with the fam and eating.

[Resident Asshole]

There are such times whereas to respect the woman who brought me into this world and not drink (as she does not and does not like it). Family pictures last night is an example. There is also time to bond with the family and friends who do drink. This will happen throughout the weekend and various nights in the next week.

Luckily the majority of my family is not too judgmental, but our other traditions are going to the world's biggest Christmas store (Bronner's), going sledding/skating, making and eating a lot of good food and then most nights followed by drinks with friends at the bar.

[Uncle Sal]

Beware.

http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/news/c ... outh-korea

They know if you've been nice.
They know.

[Palinka (RIP)]