Merry Happy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se-OiVPEiPY
Merry Christmas you drunks!
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Re: A Toast To All Drunkards On Christmas Eve
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
Re: A Toast To All Drunkards On Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas drunkards, I raise this turbo snowball in your general direction.
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WWDJFD?
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WWDJFD?
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Re: A Toast To All Drunkards On Christmas Eve
What better day than Christmas to partake?
Umm, I mean drink up!
Umm, I mean drink up!
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
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Re: Merry Christmas.
A christmas carol for, y'all...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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Re: Love To Know How You Celebrate Christmas and Hannukkah
Drool!Patchez wrote:We will eat steamed shrimp and ham with the trimmings set up buffet style. The ham will be baked to perfection and the shrimp will have been steamed with what seems like a pound of Old Bay per two pounds of shrimp.
Wanna`trade for an apple?
How was it?
Drool again...
Anyway got fed cognac (don`t ask which one, just drouned it, was nice i guess), champagne and beer, then left early to drink with russian buddy. It`s seven days "celebrating" now. Still have two cases of beer left, two bottles of vodka (make that half), one bottle of rum and two lites of wine to do this insane thing http://www.drunkard.com/bbs/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=69051. Let`s see if we make it to new year`s eve alive...
Drink!
Re: Merry Christmas.
Merry drunkenmass
Might be NSFW I might add. Sex and violence, still only a cartoon enjoyed drunkanly the best
Might be NSFW I might add. Sex and violence, still only a cartoon enjoyed drunkanly the best
Drink!
Re: A Toast To All Drunkards On Christmas Eve
If i can only remeber whose birthday we are celebrating, it wasn`t Gandy I think, but it was drunk
Drink!
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Re: Love To Know How You Celebrate Christmas and Hannukkah
Aw man, if only we had known. We would have signed you up for the beers of the day club.Oggar wrote:I have hated X-mas since I was 8. If not for my nephew I would have nothing to do with the wretched holiday. It is an exercise in alienation where you get gifts that demonstrate that people don't know who you really are. Fuck it, I guess it's good to get new socks.
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Re: Love To Know How You Celebrate Christmas and Hannukkah
I go over my Gram's and the come back to my house to drink a quart of Hennessy
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Re: Love To Know How You Celebrate Christmas and Hannukkah
I celebrate Christmas by overcooking, overdecorating, overdrinking, and generally, overing.
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Re: Love To Know How You Celebrate Christmas and Hannukkah
Also, way too much Bing Crosby.
and eggnog. can we just NOT, okay?
and eggnog. can we just NOT, okay?
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Re: Love To Know How You Celebrate Christmas and Hannukkah
and I am guilty of fruitcake. sorry.
sorry sorry sorry
sorry sorry sorry
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Tis the season
Donning your gay apparell? drinking beyond the horizon of the consious? what are you all up to this festivus? personally my current occupation requires me to work on the 25th but come new year I'll be 18 sheets to a hurricane
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Re: Tis the season
Well, my Freddie Mercury jumpsuit got me kicked out of K Mart last night, so I guess I will dress a bit more demurely the rest of this holiday season. Today is the Grumperd's and my 31st anniversary, so I am getting into a festive mood.
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