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Re: A Toast To All Drunkards On Christmas Eve

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Re: A Toast To All Drunkards On Christmas Eve

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Merry Christmas drunkards, I raise this turbo snowball in your general direction.
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Re: A Toast To All Drunkards On Christmas Eve

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What better day than Christmas to partake?

Umm, I mean drink up!
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Re: Merry Christmas.

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A christmas carol for, y'all...
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Re: Love To Know How You Celebrate Christmas and Hannukkah

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Patchez wrote:We will eat steamed shrimp and ham with the trimmings set up buffet style. The ham will be baked to perfection and the shrimp will have been steamed with what seems like a pound of Old Bay per two pounds of shrimp.
Drool!
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Drool again...

Anyway got fed cognac (don`t ask which one, just drouned it, was nice i guess), champagne and beer, then left early to drink with russian buddy. It`s seven days "celebrating" now. Still have two cases of beer left, two bottles of vodka (make that half), one bottle of rum and two lites of wine to do this insane thing http://www.drunkard.com/bbs/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=69051. Let`s see if we make it to new year`s eve alive...
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Merry drunkenmass
Might be NSFW I might add. Sex and violence, still only a cartoon enjoyed drunkanly the best
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Re: A Toast To All Drunkards On Christmas Eve

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If i can only remeber whose birthday we are celebrating, it wasn`t Gandy I think, but it was drunk
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Re: Love To Know How You Celebrate Christmas and Hannukkah

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Oggar wrote:I have hated X-mas since I was 8. If not for my nephew I would have nothing to do with the wretched holiday. It is an exercise in alienation where you get gifts that demonstrate that people don't know who you really are. Fuck it, I guess it's good to get new socks.
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Re: Love To Know How You Celebrate Christmas and Hannukkah

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I go over my Gram's and the come back to my house to drink a quart of Hennessy

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Re: Love To Know How You Celebrate Christmas and Hannukkah

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I celebrate Christmas by overcooking, overdecorating, overdrinking, and generally, overing.
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Re: Love To Know How You Celebrate Christmas and Hannukkah

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Also, way too much Bing Crosby.

and eggnog. can we just NOT, okay?
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Re: Love To Know How You Celebrate Christmas and Hannukkah

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and I am guilty of fruitcake. sorry.

sorry sorry sorry
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Tis the season

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Donning your gay apparell? drinking beyond the horizon of the consious? what are you all up to this festivus? personally my current occupation requires me to work on the 25th but come new year I'll be 18 sheets to a hurricane
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Re: Tis the season

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Well, my Freddie Mercury jumpsuit got me kicked out of K Mart last night, so I guess I will dress a bit more demurely the rest of this holiday season. Today is the Grumperd's and my 31st anniversary, so I am getting into a festive mood.
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