Merry Christmas you drunks!

Screwball · Post by **Screwball** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 6:51 pm

Nice!

I need to get a Satan...I mean Santa suit. Machine washable of course.

Dear Booze · Post by **Dear Booze** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 8:27 pm

Screwball wrote:Nice!

I need to get a Satan...I mean Santa suit. Machine washable of course.

$40 at Party City. Vomit sold separately.

Screwball · Post by **Screwball** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 9:38 pm

So which one are ya?

One of the twins, the nice looking chick or the no-beard fat bastard?

Post by **Badfellow** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 9:50 pm

I too was thinking: who's The Smithereens dressed in the Party City schwag?

Dear Booze · Post by **Dear Booze** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 10:32 pm

Screwball wrote:So which one are ya?

One of the twins, the nice looking chick or the no-beard fat bastard?

I'm second from left. I think.

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Wed Dec 14, 2016 3:33 am

Dear Booze wrote:
Screwball wrote:So which one are ya?

One of the twins, the nice looking chick or the no-beard fat bastard?
I'm second from left. I think.

Oh... the one in the red then?

Dear Booze · Post by **Dear Booze** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 1:04 pm

Why not get our money's worth? We bought the fucking suits, so we thought it would be a good idea to do it again last night.

People were in a festive mood and strangers started buying us drinks for simply posing for pictures with them.

At the fourth or fifth bar, we encountered a "real" santa.

I'm pretty sure he was just a homeless guy who owned some Santa clothes. And he didn't like it too much when we stole his basket of candy canes. As a matter of fact, he found us at the next bar and demanded we give them back. We told him to fuck off and continued to hand the candy canes out to girls with big tits.

Post by **oettinger** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 1:15 pm

^^^ That`s diva yuo nut

Post by **oettinger** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 1:17 pm

Btw I see your viagra-club enjoys a good time together! Stay strong, kinda

Smatter Noguts · Post by **Smatter Noguts** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 11:22 pm

Merry Christmas!

Dear Booze · Post by **Dear Booze** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 12:39 am

Smatter Noguts wrote:Merry Christmas!

Indeed! Merry Christmas!!

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 4:38 am

Haha excellent man, it looks like you were into the spirits of Christmas, good job.
And you got to meet DivaBitch awesome!

Post by **Badfellow** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 11:32 am

Looks like you had a santastic evening, DB. Now I'm seeing where puking into your boot was entirely justified.

hereforthebeer · Post by **hereforthebeer** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:14 am

Me nothing yet.

Am single.... I'm due £150 later today.

Thinking of buying my parents something, or just give them £25 each in cash and party with the rest. Too many nieces and nephews to buy for (there's like 5 of them!)

What about you guys?

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:37 am

I don't give gifts I give bloody noses.

Merry Christmas you drunks!

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