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Re: What have you bought people for christmas?

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Badfellow wrote:
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Re: What have you bought people for christmas?

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I bought my dad bourbon...he doesn't really like bourbon so never has any in when I come round, this should solve that issue. My mum got a full parma ham. she's a vegetarian but I guess it's a nice thing to offer up to your son when he shows up drunk to visit.
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Re: What have you bought people for christmas?

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Bought meself five bottles of pyrat rum from bezos yesterday.
You may now lavish your congratulations upon me.

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Re: What have you bought people for christmas?

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Damn, it's the 20th already, and I haven't bought a single gift.

My family is hard to shop for. Wine and gift cards, I'm thinking.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Re: What have you bought people for christmas?

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I gave up on Xmas sometime ago for reasons that are both personal and highly logical. Just keep your head down (ie. brownout to blackout drunk) until the 26th and all that fucked up holiday jive miraculously disappears.

It's a better aim to give gifts throughout the year as the spirit compels you.
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Herpes: the Christmas gift that keeps on giving.
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Re: What have you bought people for christmas?

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A book for mother, dad`s gift my bro got. That`s it. I hate christ`s birthday
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I bought nothing because I am choose not to participate in the xmas shit show of life.

I do expect to receive a bottle of my favorite whisky cause my mom is a cool person.

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Re: What have you bought people for christmas?

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scream ale wrote:
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I do expect to receive a bottle of my favorite whisky cause my mom is a cool person.
There were times I was too poor to buy presents, my mom always squeezed out a pair of socks with some Marlboros in em for me.


'But no more alcohol gifts for him, "he is loaded enough already"....
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Merry Christmas you drunks!

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Eartha Kitt - Santa Baby
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I woulda so smashed Eartha back in the day.
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Happy Xmess everyone
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Lush City wrote:
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That was back in the day when Santa could cop a feel on a girl without having to worry about a sexual harassment lawsuit.

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I woulda so smashed Eartha back in the day.
She really rocked that Catwoman costume.
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Re: Merry Christmas you drunks!

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Bah humbug. I want Thanksgiving part II: Revenge of the Smashed Potatoes.

Cheers just the same!

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Re: What have you bought people for christmas?

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Some friends of mine years ago made fun of my bathroom cleanliness. I only give them bathroom gifts

1 year :squatty potty - they loved it and still swear by its benifits, even bought the travel size. They loved it

another year, I found https://www.illumibowl.com/, has a motion sensor light for your bowl. They loved it just because you dont have to turn the light on when you go for a night piss.

another year i gave them like stink scents to spray when they shite. it was from squatty potty but it was week

this year i got them a toilet paper role dispenser that you can record messages on. I fitted it with batteries and "HAHAHA I SEE YOU POOPING!" recorded on the roll


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Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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