Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas you drunks!
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Freddie AppsHero
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Re: Merry Crapsmas, Slobs!
Merry Christmas.
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Hardcore Stig
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Re: Merry Crapsmas, Slobs!
Enjoy the winter solstice/christmas/holiday season and may your ice trays always be full, your whisky aged at least 12 and your happy hours be longer than your hangovers.
"That's only a problem if you stop drinking"
"Nationality? I'm a drunkard, and that makes me a man of the world"
"The word "pub" should never need to be followed by the word "why""
"Nationality? I'm a drunkard, and that makes me a man of the world"
"The word "pub" should never need to be followed by the word "why""
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JimLahey
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Re: Ho-Ho-Ho!
That is a phenomenal photo Peetie.
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ThirstyDrunk
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peetie44
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Re: Ho-Ho-Ho!
I don't know if this photo was rreally sposed to be a Xmas card (the woman is dressed kinda Xmas-y though), or if someone just did the pic up this way for a joke, but it's kinda sad and inspiring at the same time. "Yeah...my husband fucked up and is in jail but we aint gonna let life get us down..."
Merry Xmas, yall!
Merry Xmas, yall!
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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MasSangre
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Re: Ho-Ho-Ho!
A life in prison must be a very hard life. At least he has a woman on the outside waiting for him tho. That must help him through some of the hard times.
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Judge
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Re: Ho-Ho-Ho!
Where are you from Johnny?MasSangre wrote:A life in prison must be a very hard life. At least he has a woman on the outside waiting for him tho. That must help him through some of the hard times.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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JohnnyT
Re: Ho-Ho-Ho!
Judge wrote:Where are you from Johnny?MasSangre wrote:A life in prison must be a very hard life. At least he has a woman on the outside waiting for him tho. That must help him through some of the hard times.
hey, i got nothing to do with this thread.
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Screwball
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Re: Ho-Ho-Ho!
Don'i know where he is from but I wish I was where he was from.J. Tequila wrote:Judge wrote:Where are you from Johnny?MasSangre wrote:A life in prison must be a very hard life. At least he has a woman on the outside waiting for him tho. That must help him through some of the hard times.
hey, i got nothing to do with this thread.
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DeeboCools
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Re: Ho-Ho-Ho!
PRISON ABOLITION
I'm bringing it back
I'm bringing it back
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
Re: Merry Crapsmas, Slobs!
Merry Christmas! I just came to with Bloomberg TV on with some unintelligable guy rabbiting on about fuck knows what. It turns out that Skol super is actually quite nice lager and I am determined to finish this can. Anyway, I've got work tomorrow, so cheers everyone!
Snakebite & Blue Bols <-- The Drink of Champions
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peetie44
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Re: Heartwarming Christmas tale
Shoulda drove that deer to a butcher shop instead.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: Heartwarming Christmas tale
Or your can wait, run over the next person too and keep the deer for yourself, but most people do not know that.Mr. Viking wrote:In the UK if you hit an animal it is illegal to butcher it and eat it, but the next person on the scene gets to keep it, so if you see someone else hit a deer it's yours
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.