Not sure exactly how it came up, probably the potentially dangerous pairing of liquor and good dose of boredom, but a friend of mine has a co-worker who happens to be a hardline zealot in the cult of whiskey.
Now, don't get me wrong, my dearest and fellow Drunkards. I love whiskey. But that statement comes with the caveat of loving ALL whiskeys, and that includes the gloriously more bottomed shelf stuff. Evan Williams: you know who you are.
This guy, however, is a different creature and not even much of a drunk at that. He's into whiskey strictly for the prestige. A snob as it were and, dare I say, a bit of a douche.
So I put my friend up to texting him. We did a mock up photo of a mixed drink... an I.W. Harper 15 year old bourbon mixed with Diet Coke. The poor bastard must've had a conniption fit. He texted back two minutes later saying "Fuck! You're mixing that?!"
For our next project we'll be doctoring pics of jello shots made with Blanton's and Pappy Van Winkle 23. Oh, what fun.
The pranking of a whiskey snob
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The pranking of a whiskey snob
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Re: The pranking of a whiskey snob
You are, indeed, The BadFellow.Badfellow wrote: ↑Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:18 pm...So I put my friend up to texting him. We did a mock up photo of a mixed drink... an I.W. Harper 15 year old bourbon mixed with Diet Coke. The poor bastard must've had a conniption fit. He texted back two minutes later saying "Fuck! You're mixing that?!"
For our next project we'll be doctoring pics of jello shots made with Blanton's and Pappy Van Winkle 23. Oh, what fun.
I almost had a heart attack meself until i reread this hilarious exploit (blame it on my drunkslexia).
Hehehe mixing bourbon...
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Re: The pranking of a whiskey snob
My fellow conspirator had a heinous idea. We have some Swiss Miss hot cocoa k-cups in the back of the cupboard everyone refuses to drink. Serve with your rare bourbon of choice and call it "Swisskey". Top with a marshmellow. Fucking horrible.
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Re: The pranking of a whiskey snob
Pour kornschnaps, icetea and rebenschoppen with two full ashtrays through a coffee filter and tell him that this is a very rare single malt from the scotish "Shitlands". He will believe you
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Re: The pranking of a whiskey snob
That is fucking hilarious. Well done!Badfellow wrote: ↑Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:18 pmNot sure exactly how it came up, probably the potentially dangerous pairing of liquor and good dose of boredom, but a friend of mine has a co-worker who happens to be a hardline zealot in the cult of whiskey.
Now, don't get me wrong, my dearest and fellow Drunkards. I love whiskey. But that statement comes with the caveat of loving ALL whiskeys, and that includes the gloriously more bottomed shelf stuff. Evan Williams: you know who you are.
This guy, however, is a different creature and not even much of a drunk at that. He's into whiskey strictly for the prestige. A snob as it were and, dare I say, a bit of a douche.
So I put my friend up to texting him. We did a mock up photo of a mixed drink... an I.W. Harper 15 year old bourbon mixed with Diet Coke. The poor bastard must've had a conniption fit. He texted back two minutes later saying "Fuck! You're mixing that?!"
For our next project we'll be doctoring pics of jello shots made with Blanton's and Pappy Van Winkle 23. Oh, what fun.
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Re: The pranking of a whiskey snob
Well done. Nothing worse than people who value the prestige of what they drink rather the enjoyment of the drink and beyond.
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Re: The pranking of a whiskey snob
Attaboy!Badfellow wrote: ↑Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:18 pmNot sure exactly how it came up, probably the potentially dangerous pairing of liquor and good dose of boredom, but a friend of mine has a co-worker who happens to be a hardline zealot in the cult of whiskey.
Now, don't get me wrong, my dearest and fellow Drunkards. I love whiskey. But that statement comes with the caveat of loving ALL whiskeys, and that includes the gloriously more bottomed shelf stuff. Evan Williams: you know who you are.
This guy, however, is a different creature and not even much of a drunk at that. He's into whiskey strictly for the prestige. A snob as it were and, dare I say, a bit of a douche.
So I put my friend up to texting him. We did a mock up photo of a mixed drink... an I.W. Harper 15 year old bourbon mixed with Diet Coke. The poor bastard must've had a conniption fit. He texted back two minutes later saying "Fuck! You're mixing that?!"
For our next project we'll be doctoring pics of jello shots made with Blanton's and Pappy Van Winkle 23. Oh, what fun.
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