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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:54 am
Top 10 Drunkards you missed
no particular order

CoquiChris

Remember when the 40 oz Boyz Club or whatever they are were bashing CoquiChris LOL. We are all a bunch of "chumps n' assholes!". Coqui represent. Cheers!
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Top 10 favorite meals that I will most likely not ever make 'cause I'm too drunk n' lazy:

Prime rib with au jus and horseradish
Chicken fried steak
Lobster eggs benedict
Chicken Kiev
Louisiana style seafood boil and fish fry
A whole entire fried chicken n' buttermilk biscuits with gravy
Oysters Rockefeller (or even raw)
Beef Wellington
Sushi of any kind
Springfield Cashew Chicken (pic below)
Deep Fried whale balls


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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:54 am
Top 10 Drunkards you missed
no particular order


The Big Casino
Judge Lionel
Intoxichrist
Ivan
CoquiChris
FrankenNietzsche
Dugger
Fiyah
Screwball
JohnnyTequila
Deadpuppiesandwhores
I miss these folks. A finer group of "chumps & assholes" there never was.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:39 am

Deep Fried whale balls


Where do you get a deep fryer big enough for those? And are we talking beer batter? Tempura? Panko, perhaps?
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:54 am
Deadpuppiesandwhores
This guy had some great stories.
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Top 10 people not to take seriously:
  • Bozo the Clown
    Chucko the clown
    David Letterman
    Beto O'rourke
    Cal Gov. Gavin 'Gruesome' Newsome
    Your henpecking wife
    Fed Bank Chairman Jerome Powell
    This guy called 'Oettinger' is a real loon
    Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
    Kamala Harris
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Inspired by Patchez's farewell Slayer photos. Top 10 Slayer tunes:

10.Dittohead
9. Fight Until Death
8. Crionics
7. Angel of Death
6. Necrophobic
5.Piece by Piece
4. The Antichrist
3. Haunting the Chapel
2. Captor of Sin
And my personal favorite
1. Kill Again

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Slayer top 10 in no order

Threshold
Love to hate
Expendable Youth
Skeletons of society
Point
Black magic
Angel of death
SS-3
Payback
Addict
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Lush City wrote:
Mon Apr 08, 2019 12:31 am
Top 10 people not to take seriously:
  • Bozo the Clown
    Chucko the clown
    David Letterman
    Beto O'rourke
    Cal Gov. Gavin 'Gruesome' Newsome
    Your henpecking wife
    Fed Bank Chairman Jerome Powell
    This guy called 'Oettinger' is a real loon
    Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
    Kamala Harris
To be added:

Adam Sandler
Jack Black
Pauly Shore
Sarah Palin
The guy who plays Mr. Bean
Keanu Reeves
Gallagher
Will Farrell
Weird Al Yankovic
David Hasselhoff
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 9:36 am
Lush City wrote:
Mon Apr 08, 2019 12:31 am
Top 10 people not to take seriously:
  • Bozo the Clown
    Chucko the clown
    David Letterman
    Beto O'rourke
    Cal Gov. Gavin 'Gruesome' Newsome
    Your henpecking wife
    Fed Bank Chairman Jerome Powell
    This guy called 'Oettinger' is a real loon
    Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
    Kamala Harris
To be added:

Adam Sandler
Jack Black
Pauly Shore
Sarah Palin
The guy who plays Mr. Bean
Keanu Reeves
Gallagher
Will Farrell
Weird Al Yankovic
David Hasselhoff
Richard Simmons
Russell Brand
Anyone in Nickelback
Mike Sorrentino ("The Situation")
The Dalai Lama
Carrot Top
Bill O'Reilly
Joel Olsteen
Jesus Christ
Alex Jones
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Nausea wrote:
Fri May 24, 2019 9:53 am
Mike Sorrentino ("The Situation")
HA! The Situation should be "Shit that is Ridiculously Irritating" thread if there was one.
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Nausea wrote:
Fri May 24, 2019 9:53 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 9:36 am
Lush City wrote:
Mon Apr 08, 2019 12:31 am
Top 10 people not to take seriously:
  • Bozo the Clown
    Chucko the clown
    David Letterman
    Beto O'rourke
    Cal Gov. Gavin 'Gruesome' Newsome
    Your henpecking wife
    Fed Bank Chairman Jerome Powell
    This guy called 'Oettinger' is a real loon
    Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
    Kamala Harris
To be added:

Adam Sandler
Jack Black
Pauly Shore
Sarah Palin
The guy who plays Mr. Bean
Keanu Reeves
Gallagher
Will Farrell
Weird Al Yankovic
David Hasselhoff
Richard Simmons
Russell Brand
Anyone in Nickelback
Mike Sorrentino ("The Situation")
The Dalai Lama
Carrot Top
Bill O'Reilly
Joel Olsteen
Jesus Christ
Alex Jones
Tom Cruise
Keanu
Angela Merkel
Gene Simmons
Beavis and Butthead
Hulk Hogan
Curt Cobain
Boris Becker
Tom yuck Brady
Myself
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Most boring jobs without drink

Nuke maintianer
Bus driver
Mall security guard
History teacher
Proctologist
Call center worker
Pipe cleaning plumber
Farmer
Sex therapist
Taylor
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oettinger wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 11:09 am
Most boring jobs without drink

Nuke maintianer
Bus driver
Mall security guard
History teacher
Proctologist
Call center worker
Pipe cleaning plumber
Farmer
Sex therapist
Taylor
You forgot the people that stand around in museums all day just waiting to scold people for trying to touch a painting or something.

I actually think a sex therapist would be immensely entertaining even without drink.
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Top 10 songs that usually get played around here after a proper buzz has been attained:

Black Sabbath "The Wizard"
F "No"
Warsquad "Let's Put the Stupid Jerk in Charge"
Iron Maiden "The Evil That Men Do"
Rainbow "Light in the Black"
Poison Idea "Hangover Heartattack"
AC/DC "Jailbreak"
Weirdos "Why Do You Exist?"
Just about any Motorhead song
Fats Domino "The Rooster Song"

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