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Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:55 am
Top 10 Bands/Artists that suck it!
*Korn - dumbasses - I liked some of their stuff back in tha day.

*Metallica - bunch of fucks, especially that Ulrich bitch - I liked a lot of their stuff but they are all kinda douchey. Jason Newstead wasn't but the douchbags treated him like shit.

*Bare Naked Ladies - stupid Canadian ear garbage - I hate college band style rock.

*Taylor Swift - dumb, twiggy broad - I want to punch her in the face. She is the top paid musician ever and it's like...why?! Who are you and why is your vag so special?!

*Cardi B - annoying whore, STFU already - Don't even know who that is.

*U2 - bunch of rich, Irish dildos - Say whaaa? You know how beloved U2 is. A fellow drunkard years ago summed it up perfectly in the Savage thread

Post by FearNoBeer » Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:22 pm

Dear Savage,

Why is U2 so popular? After all they´ve got a really boring, totally replaceable rhytm section (bass/drums), a guy who knows a couple of effects on a guitar and most of all, A REALLY POMPOUS, HYPOCRYTE ASS on vocals. All in all, they are a really boring, shitty band."

*Madonna - creepy, old skank - Loved her old stuff but now...time to hang the teddies up, Madonna.

*Kanye West - what a dickhead - Married a Kardashian. 'Nuff said.

*Nickelback - can't name a single song, but they suck and give change - They blow.

*Guns N Roses - the more I think about it, the more they suck... Axl Rose is a sucktard - Yes, Axl is kind of a sucktard but I really like G n' R. I think the majority of people who dislike them is basing it upon the 3 annoying and overplayed songs of theirs.

*You forgot to add Oasis. - Overdramatic pompous douchebags that seem full of themselves.
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*Korn - dumbasses - I liked some of their stuff back in tha day. That's because you're a dorkwad.

*Metallica - bunch of fucks, especially that Ulrich bitch - I liked a lot of their stuff but they are all kinda douchey. Jason Newstead wasn't but the douchbags treated him like shit. Also because you are a dorkwad.

*Bare Naked Ladies - stupid Canadian ear garbage - I hate college band style rock. Surprising as I thought you were part Canadian, eh.

*Taylor Swift - dumb, twiggy broad - I want to punch her in the face. She is the top paid musician ever and it's like...why?! Who are you and why is your vag so special?! Okay, you're kinda cool.

*Cardi B - annoying whore, STFU already - Don't even know who that is. She's like your stripper sister fathered by another mister. You might be a total dorkwad, but at least your not an annoying whore, so you've got that going for you.

*U2 - bunch of rich, Irish dildos - Say whaaa? You know how beloved U2 is. A fellow drunkard years ago summed it up perfectly in the Savage thread

Post by FearNoBeer » Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:22 pm

Dear Savage,

Why is U2 so popular? After all they´ve got a really boring, totally replaceable rhytm section (bass/drums), a guy who knows a couple of effects on a guitar and most of all, A REALLY POMPOUS, HYPOCRYTE ASS on vocals. All in all, they are a really boring, shitty band."
Nice.

*Madonna - creepy, old skank - Loved her old stuff but now...time to hang the teddies up, Madonna. You'd probably still make out with her, dorkwad.

*Kanye West - what a dickhead - Married a Kardashian. 'Nuff said. Well, you're married to a Wupperdorfian. 'Nuff said.

*Nickelback - can't name a single song, but they suck and give change - They blow. Okay, you're kinda cool again.

*Guns N Roses - the more I think about it, the more they suck... Axl Rose is a sucktard - Yes, Axl is kind of a sucktard but I really like G n' R. I think the majority of people who dislike them is basing it upon the 3 annoying and overplayed songs of theirs. That's because you're a bigger dorkwad than Slash. Your favorite song is probably 'November Rain'.
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Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:06 am

*Guns N Roses - the more I think about it, the more they suck... Axl Rose is a sucktard - Yes, Axl is kind of a sucktard but I really like G n' R. I think the majority of people who dislike them is basing it upon the 3 annoying and overplayed songs of theirs. That's because you're a bigger dorkwad than Slash. Your favorite song is probably 'November Rain'.
Everybody who is anybody that likes G n' R' knows that nobody's favorite song is 'November Rain'. Only poseurs. You just said that because your dorkwad ass doesn't know any additional songs except for 'Sweet Child o' Mine', 'Welcome to the Jungle' and 'Paradise City'.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:06 am

*Guns N Roses - the more I think about it, the more they suck... Axl Rose is a sucktard - Yes, Axl is kind of a sucktard but I really like G n' R. I think the majority of people who dislike them is basing it upon the 3 annoying and overplayed songs of theirs. That's because you're a bigger dorkwad than Slash. Your favorite song is probably 'November Rain'.
Everybody who is anybody that likes G n' R' knows that nobody's favorite song is 'November Rain'. Only poseurs. You just said that because your dorkwad ass doesn't know any additional songs except for 'Sweet Child o' Mine', 'Welcome to the Jungle' and 'Paradise City'.
Oh yeah, dweeb? How about 'Patience'. Also sucks. Your favorite album is probably The Spaghetti Incident? with the Chuck Manson track on it. Nerd.
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(some of the) Top Worst Overplayed & Cringeworthy 80's Songs Where I Have to Change the Channel if it Came on the Radio
(no particular order)

Livin' on a Prayer - Bon Jovi
Love in an Elevator - Aerosmith
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
Jump! - Van Halen
We're Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister
Don't Stop Believin' - Journey
Keep on Lovin' You - REO Speedwagon
Jessie's Girl - Rick Springfield
Love Shack - B52's
Kokomo - The Beach Boys
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Top 10 Songs About Alcohol

My thoughts: Nightrain only an honourable metion, fuck off
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Top 10 Songs About Alcohol

My thoughts: Nightrain only an honourable metion, fuck off
Cold Gin? By a pack of teetotalling, greedy fuckwads? Fuck Kiss.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:20 pm
(some of the) Top Worst Overplayed & Cringeworthy 80's Songs Where I Have to Change the Channel if it Came on the Radio
(no particular order)

Livin' on a Prayer - Bon Jovi
Love in an Elevator - Aerosmith
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
Jump! - Van Halen
We're Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister
Don't Stop Believin' - Journey
Keep on Lovin' You - REO Speedwagon
Jessie's Girl - Rick Springfield
Love Shack - B52's
Kokomo - The Beach Boys
Just reading that was painful. It's like a who's who of soft cock 'rock'.

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Patchez wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:50 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 3:22 pm
Top 10 Songs About Alcohol

My thoughts: Nightrain only an honourable metion, fuck off
Cold Gin? By a pack of teetotalling, greedy fuckwads? Fuck Kiss.
Wasn't ace the space clown a drunk? Kiss does suck for the most part. Although I do like the "Hotter Than Hell" album.

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Mark Zuckerberg

Bono

Taylor Swift

Billy Corgan

Trump

Kristen Stewart

Tom Cruise

Rose McGowan

Quentin Tarantino

Tom Brady
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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Mark Zuckerberg

Bono

Taylor Swift

Billy Corgan

Trump

Kristen Stewart

Tom Cruise

Rose McGowan

Quentin Tarantino

Tom Brady
To that I'll add:

Oprah Winfrey

Dr Phil

Jerry Springer

Miley Cyrus

Madonna

Al Frankin

Every single Democrat that's trying to become POTUS

George Soros

Hillary Clinton

Bill Clinton

Barry (call me Barak) Obama

Michele Obama (or is that Mike?)

Andrew Cuomo (Thanks for fucking up my home State)

Ok, ok. I shouldn't of made this political, but you said TRUMP. I don't like him either but I can't stand his opposition either. I guess I'm fucked. Now, we drink.

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Sammy wrote:
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Ok, ok. I shouldn't of made this political, but you said TRUMP. I don't like him either but I can't stand his opposition either. I guess I'm fucked. Now, we drink.
I agree. A third option would be nice. Until then-beer.

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This isn't about making things political. This is about people who just need a righteous bitch slap and I'd slap Trump the same way I would Mariah Carey or Gwyneth Paltrow. Or Sarah Palin. They are annoying!
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Well, I think he's funny.

I find "shouldn't of" extremely annoying.
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TOP 10 jobs I would have liked but will never have...

A porn star - no not really. A REAL detective-homicide & missing persons investigator

A lemonade / beer stand shack worker at the lake or beach

Food critic

Paranormal investigator

Bait shop / liquor store owner

Plant shop / greenhouse worker & owner

Writer

Crime scene photographer

Psychiatrist or Psychologist

Cemetery grounds keeper
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