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^^Lennon and what's-his-face still pumping out tunes from beyond the grave? That's dedication people. Wonder what made them call it a day in '99?

Top ten most evil bands. Don't quite get how some of these bands made the list. How did they gauge the evilness exactly? Gorgoroth and Mayhem I get. Some of them actually seem like horrible people from what I've read. Don't quite get why they left out Deicide. Mr. I'm going to continually burn an inverted crucifix into my forehead for decades seems like he would get his band qualified.

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:11 am
scream ale wrote:
Sat Sep 07, 2019 10:08 pm
Never realized the Beatles and White Zombie released albums the same year.
The beatlres released an album every year between 1960 and 1999 it seems
The Beatles released an album every month between 1960 and 1999.
I just threw in the Rob Zombie to see if any of you drunks were paying attention. Cheers Scream Ale.

But really look at this - Beatles releases in 1964:
Jan - Meet the Beatles!
April - The Beatles' Second Album
June - Long Tall Sally (EP)
July - A Hard Day's Night
Nov - The Beatles' Story
Dec - Beatles for Sale

I mean damn, how is that for market saturation? I think they were just recording their dinner conversations and the consequential bowel movement afterward.
Do any bands do that these days, 6 albums in a year?
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dinner conversations and the consequential bowel movement afterward.
Do any bands do that these days, 6 albums in a year?
lol
I would if I was in a band. Just for fun

Six albums a year is pretty rad. Every christmas you can put out a limited special edition best of collecters box
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oettinger wrote:
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dinner conversations and the consequential bowel movement afterward.
lol
I would if I was in a band. Just for fun
Record your bowel movements, then at live shows get naked, smear the shit all over yourself and jump into the crowd and fight people. That's how G.G. Allin did it and he still didn't make the most evil band list.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:08 am
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
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dinner conversations and the consequential bowel movement afterward.
lol
I would if I was in a band. Just for fun
Record your bowel movements, then at live shows get naked, smear the shit all over yourself and jump into the crowd and fight people. That's how G.G. Allin did it and he still didn't make the most evil band list.
He didn`t? The Mentors? Cock and ball torture? Bon Jovi?
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Top 10 violent movie shootouts:
Only five so far from the top of my head (John Woo has like a million)

5 Open Range
4 Cooooooooooooontaaaaact
3 Terminator Police Station
2 Hard Boiled Teahouse
1 John Rambo
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Top 10 violent movie shootouts:
Only five so far from the top of my head (John Woo has like a million)

5 Open Range
4 Cooooooooooooontaaaaact
3 Terminator Police Station
2 Hard Boiled Teahouse
1 John Rambo
The shootout near the end of Taxi Driver is pretty brutal. Crazy son of a bitch I'll kill you!

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The shootout near the end of Taxi Driver is pretty brutal. Crazy son of a bitch I'll kill you!
Good catch. I scream the same stuff when I see myself in the mirror every monday morning. I`ll kill you, I`ll kill you....
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Top 10 life goals not achieved:

1. Owning a Lamborghini Countach, (red or black)
2. Getting paid while being wasted
3. Drive a Harley
4. Learn to play the guitar, hence get famous and cover 1-3 on this list
5. Not getting fat and ugly
6. Meeting someone important and punch that person in the face
7. Owning a pet tiger
8. Have people actually line up to buy my autobiography
9. Coming up with number 10 for this list
10. none, my real goal is to get drunk often and I think I did atleast not underachieve, cheers
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Top 10 life goals not achieved:

1. Owning a Lamborghini Countach, (red or black) -Diablo
2. Getting paid while being wasted -yes
3. Drive a Harley -you ride a motorcycle
4. Learn to play the guitar, hence get famous and cover 1-3 on this list -ha!
5. Not getting fat and ugly - I feel personally attacked by this
6. Meeting someone important and punch that person in the face -yes
7. Owning a pet tiger -I predict this will end Seifried and Royish
8. Have people actually line up to buy my autobiography -?
9. Coming up with number 10 for this list -Stop making any and all lists
10. none, my real goal is to get drunk often and I think I did atleast not underachieve, cheers -success!
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Sun Oct 13, 2019 11:49 am
Top 10 life goals not achieved:

1. Owning a Lamborghini Countach, (red or black)
2. Getting paid while being wasted
3. Drive a Harley
4. Learn to play the guitar, hence get famous and cover 1-3 on this list
5. Not getting fat and ugly
6. Meeting someone important and punch that person in the face
7. Owning a pet tiger
8. Have people actually line up to buy my autobiography
9. Coming up with number 10 for this list
10. none, my real goal is to get drunk often and I think I did atleast not underachieve, cheers
1. Fuck driving
2. I've shown up to work with some epic hangovers in the past does that count?
3. Fuck driving
4. You don't need to learn how to play the guitar. Just have to learn how to put all your hate on the strings.
5.Drink beer? You will get fat(ter). I speak from experience.
6.People aren't important
7. Cat's are cool
8. Autobiography's are overrated
9. list this
10. drink til it's fun

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Patchez wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:56 pm
7. Owning a pet tiger -I predict this will end Seifried and Royish
HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA! Totally!

I'm going to pull an old post reference:

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I learned that oettinger is a homosexual with a weird German accent like Roy from Siegfried and Roy.
Look, ze tigas!"


Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon May 23, 2016 8:14 pm
HA! ze tigas! A dear friend of mine has a funny and similar imitation.

Roy as a child: Papa I vant a vhite tiga!
Roy's Father: No little Roy you can't have a vhite tiga!
Roy: But Papa! I vant a vhite tiga vite now!
Roy's Father: No Roy. Ze vite tiga will eat you up!

I think from Roy's story if we hadn't known already, today we learned to not put our heads anywhere near the maws of wild animals.
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 11:49 am
3. Drive a Harley
You don't "drive" a Harley, kraut nuts. You ride it.

oettinger wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 11:49 am
4. Learn to play the guitar, hence get famous and cover 1-3 on this list
Nobody in Guns n' Roses ever learned how to play guitar and people are still stupid enough to buy their albums.


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8. Have people actually line up to buy my autobiography
That's because they don't want to buy a book called Mein Kamph 2: Drunkarrhea Boogaloo.
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Top 10 ways to be killed by animals

1: being swallowed by a blue wale
2: poked to death by seaguls´
3: raped and eaten by stray dogs
4: saturated Pandas chewing on your limbs
5: Being licked to death by an Anteater
6. Kroko
7. 'Living snack for T Rex in Jurassic Park
8. Pigs eating you, getting fat and eaten by drunkards
9. You eating yourself
10. Rats snacking on your leftover body
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Top 10 ways to be killed by animals

1: being swallowed by a blue wale
2: poked to death by seaguls´
3: raped and eaten by stray dogs
4: saturated Pandas chewing on your limbs
5: Being licked to death by an Anteater
6. Kroko
7. 'Living snack for T Rex in Jurassic Park
8. Pigs eating you, getting fat and eaten by drunkards
9. You eating yourself
10. Rats snacking on your leftover body

I agree with you on points 2, 3 and 10. What the fuck is a saturated Panda and how does it differ from a run of the mill Panda?

As a side note auto correct can eat a dick sammich.

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