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During a spelling bee
Waiting lines in Disneyland
In an animal shelter
On a safari
In space
When fire fighters are inside a burning building
At McDonalds in the drive through
During exams
Hiding in the bushes at a railroad crossing
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^ ^ ^
During a Lamaze class.

When someone is about to do a high dive.

While a woman is giving birth.

During a vasectomy procedure.

When someone is performing fellatio.

When someone is demonstrating swallowing a sword.

When someone is demonstrating having their head in an alligators maw.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Prisons.
Gulags.
Auschwitz.
On a bus full of autistic children.
Inside the Vatican.
While R. Kelly is walking out of court.
Up Taylor Swift's twiggy ass.
To get the waiter's attention at a Michelin 3 star restaurant.
Answering the door when the Jehovah's Witnesses come for a visit.
For PTSD therapy.
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During a bris.
At a shooting range.
While a nurse is insering a needle into an arm.
While a nurse in inserting a catheter into a penis.
At a tattoo shop.
While someone is building a ship in a bottle.
While a demolition expert is deciding whether the wire to be cut is the yellow one or the blue one.
Inside the car during a driver's test.
While someone is juggling knives.
While someone is preparing to bowl the last frame of a perfect game.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Aug 30, 2019 1:04 pm
While someone is preparing to bowl the last frame of a perfect game.
My favorite one. Creative, and heinous.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Top 10 live albums

Everything Louder Than Everyone Else - Motorhead
It's Alive 1974-1996 - Ramones
Live in Sanfrancisco Sept. 2nd 1978 - Screamers
On Your Fee or on Your Knees - BOC
Live After Death - Iron Maiden
Cliff 'em All! - Metallica
Live at the Holiday Inn - Armand Schaubroeck Steals
Goodbye Cruel World! - Brutal Truth
At Folsom Prison - Johnny Cash
Dawn of the Black Hearts - Mayhem

Yes I know, the Ramones, Screamers and Metallica albums are all videos. And the Brutal Truth album is only partly live. I say fuck it.
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Top 10 albums from the year you were born
In my case 1985:

Celtic Frost - To Mega Therion
S.O.D. - Speak English or Die
Corrosion of Conformity - Animosity
Slayer - Hell Awaits
Tom Waits - Rain Dogs
Saint Virus - Hallow's Victim
Possessed - Seven Churches
Blue Oyster Cult - Club Ninja ( not their best, but I wanted to include BOC)
Circle Jerks - Wonderful
King Diamond - No Presents for Christmas(technically an EP but...)
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I did a similar list about annoying overplayed songs but these are the top songs I really can't stand with a passion

YMCA - Village People
No Rain - Blind Melon
Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
Walking on Sunshine - Katrina and the Waves
Keep Your Hands to Yourself - Georgia Satellites
What a Feeling - That song from the movie "Flashdance"
Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex
Everybody Wang Chung Tonight - Wang Chung
Wake Me Up Before You Go Go - Wham!
Two Princes - Spin Doctors
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Live:

Live albums suck without the video
Can`t think of a good one

When I was born:

Lol did Slayer release in 83?
Motörhead always
Queen were in their funk meh phase
Thriller was in 84
yeah 83 sucked, maybe some british heavy metal


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oettinger wrote:
Fri Sep 06, 2019 3:55 pm
yeah 83 sucked...
Not so good sir. Off the top of my head from '83 we have:

Dio "Holy Diver"
Metallica "Kill 'em All"
Slayer "Show No Mercy"
Circle Jerks "Golden Shower of Hits"
Motorhead "Iron Fist"
BOC "The Revolution by Night"
And
Ramones "Subterranean Jungle"
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scream ale wrote:
Fri Sep 06, 2019 6:46 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri Sep 06, 2019 3:55 pm
yeah 83 sucked...
Not so good sir. Off the top of my head from '83 we have:

Dio "Holy Diver"
Metallica "Kill 'em All"
Slayer "Show No Mercy"

Motorhead "Iron Fist"
I`m the golden child then. Thanks
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Top 10 albums from the year you were born

Rolling Stones - 12 X 5
John Coltrane - Black Pearls
The Kinks - Kinks
Tony Bennett - The Many Moods of Tony
The Ventures - Walk, Don't Run
The Supremes - Where Did Our Love Go
White Zombie - La Sexorcisto Devil Music Vol 3
Johnny Cash - I Walk the Line
Muddy Waters - Folk Singer
The Beatles - A Hard Days Night
The Beach Boys - All Summer Long



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#1 using an air horn - after an enternity of waiting in some customer support hotline
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Never realized the Beatles and White Zombie released albums the same year.
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scream ale wrote:
Sat Sep 07, 2019 10:08 pm
Never realized the Beatles and White Zombie released albums the same year.
The beatlres released an album every year between 1960 and 1999 it seems
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