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scream ale wrote:
Sat Oct 19, 2019 4:30 pm
What the fuck is a saturated Panda and how does it differ from a run of the mill Panda?

An unhungry panda. Bad english on my behalf. Pandas always look nice but have brutal jaws. If they`d ever use em it might hurt badly.

I forgot one, pissed of elephant should be number 1
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Top 10 ways to be killed by animals
What about a python swallowing you whole?

Torn limb by limb by a Great White?

Getting trampled by a herd of buffalo?

Pierced by a sting ray like the Aussie guy?

Or of course the obvious for Oett...getting mauled by a vhite tigah!
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Oct 19, 2019 10:09 am
Top 10 ways to be killed by animals
What about a python swallowing you whole?

Torn limb by limb by a Great White?

Getting trampled by a herd of buffalo?

Pierced by a sting ray like the Aussie guy?

Or of course the obvious for Oett...getting mauled by a vhite tigah!
Being refused rescue by Lassie.
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scream ale wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 3:54 pm


Being refused rescue by Lassie.
Being refused drink by a rescue St. Bernard would be even worse.

That gives me an idea. My Pomeranian should carry around tiny barrels of alcohol for emergencies.
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^^^ A tiny dog with emergency half pints of liquor strapped to its sides. Too fuckin funny.
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Top 10 Celebrities, rock stars, or whomever you would hook up with and think could possibly marry your drunkard ass.

Gordon Ramsay (asshole Chef)
Joe Montana
Michael Biehn (Terminator, Aliens)
Peter Stomare (in every movie like ever = Lebowski, Fargo)
Sean Penn (from the "At Close Range" days, before he became a giant douche).
Josh Lucas (blond from Sweet Home Alabama, NOT McDreamy)
Paul Walker (dead but hot as hell)
River Phoenix (also dead as hell and hot as hell)
James Franco (match made in heaven)
Jason Momoa. No reasons needed. DUH.
Keanu Reeves. HAAA just joking you drunkards.
Oh ja and resident drunkard oettinger.
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Sean Penn (from the "At Close Range" days, before he became a giant douche
cradle robber!
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The ones that would marry my drunken ass but I wouldn`t touch:

Madonna
Courtney Love
Ms. Spears
Cher
Elizabeth Taylor
Liza Minelli
Birdget Bardot
Miley Cyrus
Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton
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I tried to answer this honestly but that didn't work out. So here's a load of shit instead:

10. Gumby
9. The she-Gremlin from the New Batch
8. The ditzy office girl from Absolutely Fabulous
7. Mr. Potato Head
6. Some woman in desperate need of $5 and dry place to pass out in
5. Bill and Ted
4. Bambi Woods
3. My cats

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2 and 1 are a toss up between Angela Merkel and Ivanka Trump. I just couldn't decide.
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Top 10 80s TV show
s
1 a The unknown Drunkman
1 b The A Team
3 Knight Strider
4 Rip Tide
5 Street Hawk
6 Simon & simon
7 Magnum DUI
8 McGywer
9 Tropical Heat
10 Hardcstle and McCormik
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^ ^ ^ You forgot "Alf"
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Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:41 pm
Top 10 80s TV show
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1 a The unknown Drunkman
1 b The A Team
3 Knight Strider
4 Rip Tide
5 Street Hawk
6 Simon & simon
7 Magnum DUI
8 McGywer
9 Tropical Heat
10 Hardcstle and McCormik
Badfellow's Top 10 80's shows
Who's the Boss?
227
Perfect Strangers
The Jefferson's
Mork & Mindy
Designing Women
Three's Company
Charles in Charge
Webster
Mr. Belvedere
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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^ ^ ^ You forgot "Alf"
He also forgot Cheers and Night Court.
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And ChiPs
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Top 10 90's Movies

PCU
Pulp Fiction
Fargo
Reservoir Dogs
Stoned Age
Beavis and Butthead Do America
Waynes World
Airheads
Gremlins 2
Jackie Brown
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