Known aliases:
"King of the Early Bird"
"Antediluvian"
"Mierda hablando gringo" (In Tijuana)
"Shite talking White Wolf" (Navajo code talkers)
"Apostle Alternate #15" (Jesus)
"Shakes" (before breakfast)
"Nacho Pockets" (El Rancho Grande restaurant)
The Life of Lushcity
Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator
- ThirstyDrunk
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 12701
- Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 pm
- Location: Xenia
Re: The man that is Lush
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
- Artful Drunktective
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5359
- Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:00 pm
- Location: Yautja Prime
- Artful Drunktective
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5359
- Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:00 pm
- Location: Yautja Prime
Re: The man that is Lush
His coveted spiral staircase is fun to do assorted drunken stuff on.
Okole maluna!
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10730
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: The man that is Lush
He was the original cohost for The Tonight Show with Father Abraham.
He employs an army of tiny Chinese women to keep his mustache perfectly groomed at all times.
He knows where they keep the clone of Ronald Reagan.
He auditioned for the part of Groucho Marx in a local community theatre production of Groucho Get Your Leather Chaps On. Then found out they were a bunch of fruity liberals and stormed off the set.
His spiral staircase was constructed by indentured Irish laborers during the 1870's. Three workers reportedly died of cholera.
He employs an army of tiny Chinese women to keep his mustache perfectly groomed at all times.
He knows where they keep the clone of Ronald Reagan.
He auditioned for the part of Groucho Marx in a local community theatre production of Groucho Get Your Leather Chaps On. Then found out they were a bunch of fruity liberals and stormed off the set.
His spiral staircase was constructed by indentured Irish laborers during the 1870's. Three workers reportedly died of cholera.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
- Donald J. Drunk
- Super Drunkard
- Posts: 192
- Joined: Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:02 pm
- Location: America
Re: The man that is Lush
He is an upstanding citizen and patriot who I am happy to count among my constituency!
You may now lavish your congratulations upon me.
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10730
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: The man that is Lush
Nurse Lupe often arrives in the morning to find his sandy SPEEDO© hanging on the spiral staircase from the previous night of blackout debauchery.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
- mistah willies
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6747
- Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm
- Location: A ship upon the vast ocean of the Mighty MDM
- Contact:
Re: The man that is Lush
He chuckles when someone spells out ".org"
It reminds him off the coked-out '70s, when he used to import.
He invented banana hammocks, but it was for fresh produce. His assistant Lupe accidently dressed him with it one morning in the'80s, and he discovered the beneficient cooling effects of the garment.
Only thing, it was mesh, like a net. Skin and hairs busting out all over the damn thing.
So he made muscle shirts out of it too.
That's how he made his millions.
It reminds him off the coked-out '70s, when he used to import.
He invented banana hammocks, but it was for fresh produce. His assistant Lupe accidently dressed him with it one morning in the'80s, and he discovered the beneficient cooling effects of the garment.
Only thing, it was mesh, like a net. Skin and hairs busting out all over the damn thing.
So he made muscle shirts out of it too.
That's how he made his millions.
- Artful Drunktective
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5359
- Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:00 pm
- Location: Yautja Prime
Re: The man that is Lush
Which involved accidentally stepping on geoducks at the beach.
Okole maluna!
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10730
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: The man that is Lush
Oh, how Lush loves to romp barefoot and SPEEDO © clad through those gooey geoducks in the moonlight.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 7:48 pmWhich involved accidentally stepping on geoducks at the beach.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ