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Your daily resolution

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Today I'm going to trim my nose hairs because I'm tired of grabbing my nose and tweaking it to relieve the itching.
How about you? What's on your mind?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Finish out my last three hours of work then go have a drink or two. Followed by some rest then one more shift till freedom and booze!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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I once got drunk and pulled my nose hairs out by pinching them with my fingers. I do not recommend this.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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^^^ It`s not that bad actually

Other than taking a big dump I have nothing else to bring to the table, sorry
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My daily resolution is to drink today and enjoy it.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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My resolution today is to enjoy the shit out of my beer and whiskey. So far so good!

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Not to freak out calling my provider`s tech support would be a plus day. Thank drink we got more vodka today
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Nausea wrote:
Mon Feb 04, 2019 1:56 pm
I once got drunk and pulled my nose hairs out by pinching them with my fingers. I do not recommend this.
I do this daily. Reminds me that I’m alive.

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I have resolved to abstain from touching mys-

Ah, never mind...

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gede wrote:
Fri Feb 15, 2019 6:24 am
Nausea wrote:
Mon Feb 04, 2019 1:56 pm
I once got drunk and pulled my nose hairs out by pinching them with my fingers. I do not recommend this.
I do this daily. Reminds me that I’m alive.
What? I got nose hair problems too. That's why I bought an electric trimmer. Quit your whining or buy some scissors.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Feb 17, 2019 12:27 am
gede wrote:
Fri Feb 15, 2019 6:24 am
Nausea wrote:
Mon Feb 04, 2019 1:56 pm
I once got drunk and pulled my nose hairs out by pinching them with my fingers. I do not recommend this.
I do this daily. Reminds me that I’m alive.
What? I got nose hair problems too. That's why I bought an electric trimmer. Quit your whining or buy some scissors.
You found one on ebay? Or did you re-tool your pube cutter*

*I bet it was a toy combine harvester
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LMAO!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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