Today I'm going to trim my nose hairs because I'm tired of grabbing my nose and tweaking it to relieve the itching.
How about you? What's on your mind?
Your daily resolution
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Your daily resolution
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Your daily resolution
Finish out my last three hours of work then go have a drink or two. Followed by some rest then one more shift till freedom and booze!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: Your daily resolution
I once got drunk and pulled my nose hairs out by pinching them with my fingers. I do not recommend this.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Re: Your daily resolution
^^^ It`s not that bad actually
Other than taking a big dump I have nothing else to bring to the table, sorry
Other than taking a big dump I have nothing else to bring to the table, sorry
Drink!
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Re: Your daily resolution
My daily resolution is to drink today and enjoy it.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Your daily resolution
My resolution today is to enjoy the shit out of my beer and whiskey. So far so good!
Re: Your daily resolution
Not to freak out calling my provider`s tech support would be a plus day. Thank drink we got more vodka today
Drink!
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Re: Your daily resolution
I have resolved to abstain from touching mys-
Ah, never mind...
Ah, never mind...
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Re: Your daily resolution
What? I got nose hair problems too. That's why I bought an electric trimmer. Quit your whining or buy some scissors.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Your daily resolution
You found one on ebay? Or did you re-tool your pube cutter*
*I bet it was a toy combine harvester
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Re: Your daily resolution
LMAO!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.