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Dance Monkeys! Entertain Me!
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Dance Monkeys! Entertain Me!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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Re: Dance Monkeys! Entertain Me!
Well if this is funny to you:
After weeks of problems with my internet/TV/landline connection and a gazillion hotline calls my provider finally send an actual technician over.
He detected that the clerk at my provider`s store sold me different kinds of bullcrap hardware that doesn`t work together at all.
A quick google search confirmed it.
Damn it that is 180 bucks plus 80 for an new one down the the drain.
I`ll be downtown next week and will visit that little fucker!
The choice of weapons is up to you Patchy
After weeks of problems with my internet/TV/landline connection and a gazillion hotline calls my provider finally send an actual technician over.
He detected that the clerk at my provider`s store sold me different kinds of bullcrap hardware that doesn`t work together at all.
A quick google search confirmed it.
Damn it that is 180 bucks plus 80 for an new one down the the drain.
I`ll be downtown next week and will visit that little fucker!
The choice of weapons is up to you Patchy
Drink!
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Re: Dance Monkeys! Entertain Me!
Wait, I thought there were going to be dancing booze monkeys in this thread. Fortunately I have a fresh cocktail in hand to assuage my disappointment.
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Re: Dance Monkeys! Entertain Me!
Flamethrower - Too crisp
Minigun - Only filet left
Shotgun - Scattered german brains
Chainsaw - Excellent
Minigun - Only filet left
Shotgun - Scattered german brains
Chainsaw - Excellent
Drink!
Re: Dance Monkeys! Entertain Me!
There are two great options for a weapon.
First, a cocktail fork beheading because it will take a good God damned long time to do it. Got that one from Carlin.
Second is a rat, a metal bucket and a blow torch. Tie the DiQ (Douche in Question) to a table. Place the rat on his belly. Quickly cover the rat with the bucket. Heat bucket with torch. To escape the heat the rat will chew through the DiQ's guts.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Dance Monkeys! Entertain Me!
And don't forget to do the chainsaw dance.
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Re: Dance Monkeys! Entertain Me!
Sorry, dancing upsets the orbiter. I have to pass.
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Re: Dance Monkeys! Entertain Me!
Well hello there Space Monkey!
I imagine then the chainsaw dance would be even more disruptive to the orbiter.
I imagine then the chainsaw dance would be even more disruptive to the orbiter.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Dance Monkeys! Entertain Me!
You must be suicidal because this is the last resort. But you are fortunate because I have spent my whole life making people laugh Only because it makes me feel good. I recommend watching 'Spaceballs' with Mel Brooks and that should blow away any negative feelings.
Maybe you just need to get laid. Have you considered that?
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Re: Dance Monkeys! Entertain Me!
BREAKING NEWS: This monkey has gone to heaven. Pray for mojo.
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Re: Dance Monkeys! Entertain Me!
Okay, if Patch didn`t think this thread turned out to be the funniest ever I can`t help.
Super entertaining so far
Super entertaining so far
Drink!
Re: Dance Monkeys! Entertain Me!
The intention was for it to be entertaining and to take my mind off 12 soul crushing hours of no drink. On a Saturday.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: Dance Monkeys! Entertain Me!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice