He cashed in his chips and left town...
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He cashed in his chips and left town...
This is one of those drinking moments when all the suffering is finally worth while. Let us know how you're feeling right now on this fine Saturday.
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Re: He cashed in his chips and left town...
WTF are you talkign about?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Yeah, baby, that's what I'm talking about. How you hanging tonight?
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Re: He cashed in his chips and left town...
Yeah, this is one of those threads that if you aren't drinking enough you will never get it. So let's hear those pearls of wisdom of a life well lived.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: He cashed in his chips and left town...
I suppose I'll have to start drinking harder. I have no problem with this.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Re: He cashed in his chips and left town...
Just started myself. I'll stumble back in here in a few hours to cast pearls of wisdom!!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: He cashed in his chips and left town...
...to buy this millenial drug everyone is talking about on the internet.
Drink!
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I've cashed out, sold my condo in L.A. and now I'm moving to Las Vegas to spend all my loot and gamble my brains out. Driving my late model Ford Fairlane across the desert into oblivion. I'm a one man fear and loathing movie. There is a crash and burn on the horizon somewhere ...
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: He cashed in his chips and left town...
THAT'S BAT COUNTRY!Lush City wrote: ↑Sun Mar 03, 2019 1:28 amI've cashed out, sold my condo in L.A. and now I'm moving to Las Vegas to spend all my loot and gamble my brains out. Driving my late model Ford Fairlane across the desert into oblivion. I'm a one man fear and loathing movie. There is a crash and burn on the horizon somewhere ...
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Re: He cashed in his chips and left town...
We'll send lawyers, guns and money.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Mar 03, 2019 1:42 amTHAT'S BAT COUNTRY!Lush City wrote: ↑Sun Mar 03, 2019 1:28 amI've cashed out, sold my condo in L.A. and now I'm moving to Las Vegas to spend all my loot and gamble my brains out. Driving my late model Ford Fairlane across the desert into oblivion. I'm a one man fear and loathing movie. There is a crash and burn on the horizon somewhere ...
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Re: He cashed in his chips and left town...
As your attorney I suggest you get as far away from the scene as possible. As fast as possible. You should probably lose the ether as well.Lush City wrote: ↑Sun Mar 03, 2019 1:28 amI've cashed out, sold my condo in L.A. and now I'm moving to Las Vegas to spend all my loot and gamble my brains out. Driving my late model Ford Fairlane across the desert into oblivion. I'm a one man fear and loathing movie. There is a crash and burn on the horizon somewhere ...
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: He cashed in his chips and left town...
Holy crap. I missed you by, like, 15 minutes. You, Thirsty and me on a drunk dial. Can you imagine that?NYDingbat wrote: ↑Sun Mar 03, 2019 2:23 amWe'll send lawyers, guns and money.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Mar 03, 2019 1:42 amTHAT'S BAT COUNTRY!Lush City wrote: ↑Sun Mar 03, 2019 1:28 amI've cashed out, sold my condo in L.A. and now I'm moving to Las Vegas to spend all my loot and gamble my brains out. Driving my late model Ford Fairlane across the desert into oblivion. I'm a one man fear and loathing movie. There is a crash and burn on the horizon somewhere ...
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