If They Pass Out--Rules of Engagement

[Patchez]

Back in the day with the scooter bums I rode around with we had a hard and fast set of rules for fucking with the weak.

These rule were simple since the guys doing the fucking with were drunk as hell.

Rule 1-- If you pass out and any one can fuck with you unless you had both shoes off.

That's the rule. Our simple philosophy was if you had both shoes off you had the awareness that you were going to sleep not passing out. No shoes of or one shoe off was passing out. Fair fucking game.

Under these rules we fucked with everyone fairly and equally. I lost half my facial hair including eyebrows to this set of rules.

We are nothing more than apes without some civil order.

One rule to fuck with them all!

[Patchez]

Fail to follow the rule.

This could happen.

https://thewondrous.com/funny-pictures-of-drunk-people/

[Badfellow]

Swastikas rendered in permanent marker seem to be a reoccurring theme. I remember one poor clod who passed out at a house party... it started with a swastika and it didn't end until he had a full Charles Manson makeover. Good times.

[oettinger]

Ronald McDonald always looks funny on hungover faces.

Thank god the permanet maker fun thing only lasted for a year with my drunk friends, it became old rather quick

[ThirstyDrunk]

[oettinger]

Lol they shaved you into Jeffrey Damer

[Patchez]

Only the one eyebrow though right?

[ThirstyDrunk]

One eyebrow and half his face.

[oettinger]

Philipp Seymour Puffman

[Badfellow]

Eyebrows are deadbeat follicles that don't do anything for anyone.

[Patchez]

Eyebrows are deadbeat follicles that don't do anything for anyone.

Are follicles like popsicles ?

I love popsicles.