Anyone ever feel like their life is going to erupt?

[baldursgate]

I don't like the criticism. I believe I'm in the right place.

[ThirstyDrunk]

TAKE A DRINK!

[Nausea]

I've got something that's about to erupt for you, big boy.

[Badfellow]

My bunghole erupted like Krakatoa just this morning. I'm placing the blame squarely on Black Velvet and gas station sushi.

[scream ale]

^^^gas station food makes everyone's bunghole explode like Krakatoa.

[oettinger]

More often than not I woke up with half a bun of gas station burger glued to my face.
It was a nice snak/rest

[baldursgate]

I've got something that's about to erupt for you, big boy.

What's your problem, man!

[Bur]

I've got something that's about to erupt for you, big boy.

What's your problem, man!

Huh, but I keep hearing that honesty is the best policy.

[Nausea]

I've got something that's about to erupt for you, big boy.

What's your problem, man!

I want you badly. Do you feel the same way?

I'm sorry if this is a little direct, but I can't help these urges.

[scream ale]

I've got something that's about to erupt for you, big boy.

What's your problem, man!

I want you badly. Do you feel the same way?

I'm sorry if this is a little direct, but I can't help these urges.

Stand back he's gonna blow!

[Badfellow]

Things that erupt

*Volcanos
*Pimples
*Vinegar and baking soda
*Herpes
*Sphincters
*Geysers
*Gall bladders
*Hitler
*Jihads
*Unattended fondue pots

[oettinger]

+ van halen

[Artful Drunktective]

Things that erupt

*Unattended fondue pots

Yeah we don't need the cattywampusness of wayward fondue pots just layin' around unattended near drunk people. It's just begging for a grievous party foul.



I wanna dip my balls in it!!

[Savage]

More often than not I woke up with half a bun of gas station burger glued to my face

Better than both buns of Wacky-Eye Sally, the gas station cashier. Hey, she says call her. She has your--er--that thing you forgot at her place.