Anyone ever feel like their life is going to erupt?
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Anyone ever feel like their life is going to erupt?
I don't like the criticism. I believe I'm in the right place.
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Re: Anyone ever feel like their life is going to erupt?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: Anyone ever feel like their life is going to erupt?
I've got something that's about to erupt for you, big boy.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Anyone ever feel like their life is going to erupt?
My bunghole erupted like Krakatoa just this morning. I'm placing the blame squarely on Black Velvet and gas station sushi.
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Re: Anyone ever feel like their life is going to erupt?
^^^gas station food makes everyone's bunghole explode like Krakatoa.
Re: Anyone ever feel like their life is going to erupt?
More often than not I woke up with half a bun of gas station burger glued to my face.
It was a nice snak/rest
It was a nice snak/rest
Drink!
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Re: Anyone ever feel like their life is going to erupt?
Huh, but I keep hearing that honesty is the best policy.
Re: Anyone ever feel like their life is going to erupt?
I want you badly. Do you feel the same way?
I'm sorry if this is a little direct, but I can't help these urges.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Anyone ever feel like their life is going to erupt?
Stand back he's gonna blow!Nausea wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 2:42 pmI want you badly. Do you feel the same way?
I'm sorry if this is a little direct, but I can't help these urges.
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Re: Anyone ever feel like their life is going to erupt?
Things that erupt
*Volcanos
*Pimples
*Vinegar and baking soda
*Herpes
*Sphincters
*Geysers
*Gall bladders
*Hitler
*Jihads
*Unattended fondue pots
*Volcanos
*Pimples
*Vinegar and baking soda
*Herpes
*Sphincters
*Geysers
*Gall bladders
*Hitler
*Jihads
*Unattended fondue pots
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Re: Anyone ever feel like their life is going to erupt?
Yeah we don't need the cattywampusness of wayward fondue pots just layin' around unattended near drunk people. It's just begging for a grievous party foul.
I wanna dip my balls in it!!
Okole maluna!
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Re: Anyone ever feel like their life is going to erupt?
Better than both buns of Wacky-Eye Sally, the gas station cashier. Hey, she says call her. She has your--er--that thing you forgot at her place.
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