I've discovered the secret to drinking for FREE!

[Badfellow]

Just send me $10 and a self addressed stamped envelope for more information! Or send $20 for you and a friend! Merricuns only, please.

[Nausea]

Do you accept jenkem as payment? I don't have 10 dollars.

[Badfellow]

Sorry, only US cash dollars are accepted for this limited time offer. [email protected].

[oettinger]

Is empties a valid currency in the state BF is hold hostage in?
To claryfy, whom am I talking to?
Jeff, right?

[oettinger]

Okay Jeff, we got twenty empty vodka bottles and an AMC Gremlin.

Yes I know, it`s not exactly 20 million dollars and a Ferrari, but apparently this is our goverments final offer for this drunk SOB

[Badfellow]

Okay Jeff, we got twenty empty vodka bottles and an AMC Gremlin.

Yes I know, it`s not exactly 20 million dollars and a Ferrari, but apparently this is our goverments final offer for this drunk SOB

Naw, dude. You're cut off.

[oettinger]

Ehhh..... it got electric sunroof

[Savage]

Pay no attention to Badfellow. He drinks Mimosas with 90% OJ.
And a little pink umbrella.
with his pinkie out.

I HAVE DISCOVERED THE SECRET TO GETTING PEOPLE TO PAYYOU TO DRINK.
Just send 49.95 (Visa/Mc/AE)* to Savage, at Little House in the Middle of Nowhere. Satisfaction guaranteed.

* will be charged monthly. if you cancel card, we will find you. if you die, we know where your family lives.

[Artful Drunktective]

Sorry, only US cash dollars are accepted for this limited time offer. [email protected].

You once said Oettinger uses blow jobs for currency. Would that work?

[Artful Drunktective]

Pay no attention to Badfellow. He drinks Mimosas with 90% OJ.
And a little pink umbrella.
with his pinkie out.

Yes indeed he does I witnessed it. He also makes sangria spritzers from his own homemade sangria and uses the words like "ganache".

[Badfellow]

Pay no attention to Badfellow. He drinks Mimosas with 90% OJ.
And a little pink umbrella.
with his pinkie out.

Yes indeed he does I witnessed it. He also makes sangria spritzers from his own homemade sangria and uses the words like "ganache".

Dorkwads. My sangria mix is at least 80 proof. And it's a purple umbrella. Pink is for sissies.

Yes, fellow Drunkards. Heed not the words of these two besotted floozies. Only I know the one and true way upon the path to free drink as was taught to me by master Two Tooth Jake. I will also teach you the secrets of enlightenment pertaining to free hot sauce and napkins. Please send me your charitable donations of booze and money today.