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D R I N K !

Post by mistah willies » Sun Mar 17, 2019 6:56 pm

Today is a day for DRINKers of DRINK.

You are green, for that is this day. TOmorrow, you also be green in the face.

TIPS:

1. TIP well. This means: Tip the person who pours/mixes your DRINK with a good 20% or even more. They are working for our enjoyment.

2. Tip your glass/shot with savor and flavor. Enjoy the taste.

3. Don't order a specialty DRINK when there is a large crowd waiting for their turn at the bar. That's a douche who does that.

4. If you have an alcohol problem, then you did not tip well.

6. Make eye contact: never shout like a monkey or wave your hands. If you have tipped well and continue to do so, the Bartender will remember you, and you will get preference. That's how you play this night, this game.

7. Be cool. When you have a good time going, don't go chasing it. Enjoy that lovely feeling. Take your time to craft a good buzz. If you chase after Lovely Miss Ethyl too quickly, then she will make you follow her way too soon down a black-out hole. Cops will be involved.

8. Never think that you can get drive after visiting a bar tonight. DO the Walk Of Shame tomorrow. Not tonight. Trust me: the bright lights in the police holding cell do not flash to the sound of music. There is no music there.

9. There is no rule 5.

10. DRINK!

*hiccup*

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Re: D R I N K !

Post by Nausea » Tue Apr 23, 2019 10:04 am

mistah willies wrote:
Sun Mar 17, 2019 6:56 pm
3. Don't order a specialty DRINK when there is a large crowd waiting for their turn at the bar. That's a douche who does that.
This one is key. It's the result of simple consideration for others.

Sadly, many people lack this cognizance, as evidenced by many drivers on the road who don't yield, move over, or what not, when it's easy and conducive to the greater fluidity of the whole.

Save your Blue Hawaiians for the Tiki joint. Order some whiskey, neat, like it should be, and move the line along nicely while you still get supremely drunk.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Re: D R I N K !

Post by drunkin' Wisconsinite » Tue Apr 23, 2019 2:34 pm

Nausea wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2019 10:04 am
mistah willies wrote:
Sun Mar 17, 2019 6:56 pm
3. Don't order a specialty DRINK when there is a large crowd waiting for their turn at the bar. That's a douche who does that.
This one is key. It's the result of simple consideration for others.

Sadly, many people lack this cognizance, as evidenced by many drivers on the road who don't yield, move over, or what not, when it's easy and conducive to the greater fluidity of the whole.

Save your Blue Hawaiians for the Tiki joint. Order some whiskey, neat, like it should be, and move the line along nicely while you still get supremely drunk.
All very true - one other thing, PAY CASH or start a tab if they will let you. Nothing more irritating than the guy in front of you ordering a $2 tap beer and handing the bartender a credit card. Tip in cash even if using a credit card. The servers won't have to wait for the bar owner to reimburse them for their tips and also get a bit of a tax break.

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Re: D R I N K !

Post by One for the Frog » Fri May 10, 2019 11:20 am

I'm pretty sure I opened a topic with the same title couple of years ago. Please refrain from double-posting, thank you.

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Re: D R I N K !

Post by oettinger » Fri May 10, 2019 7:05 pm

Reppetitive offensile, drinkhammer
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: D R I N K !

Post by mistah willies » Fri May 10, 2019 7:22 pm

I don't think anyone invented the word DRINK.
I think it always existed and we simply stumbled across it and what it means.
Might have been left from a more knowledgeably laughable alien life force.

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Re: D R I N K !

Post by oettinger » Fri May 10, 2019 7:31 pm

It took god seven days to create the word DRINK. It must be special.

It only took him five seconds for fuck, rape, betray, murder, sodomize, burn, assfuck, preach
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: D R I N K !

Post by mistah willies » Sat May 11, 2019 12:16 am

Bacchus invented the word "Drink"
and so it's our responsibility to continue to unravel the puzzle.
Many tinctures and elixirs have been constructed along this path.
Books for the bartender priests and pastors have been written.
The bar is our altar.
We can do it, Ladies and chaps.
It takes sturdy filament.
And copious study.

We are experts of exploration and rebelliousness.

DRINK!

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Re: D R I N K !

Post by One for the Frog » Sat May 11, 2019 12:35 pm

That's actually a nice idea. Pointing at the chosen bottle of wine on the shelf behind the altar. "I need that strain of blood of our lord, Father."

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