How do you apply or be chosen as Drunkard of the Month?

Post by **oettinger** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:05 am

I nominate buttsaw

Post by **Badfellow** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:11 am

I second the nomination for buzznuts.

Post by **Badfellow** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:16 am

Never realized DivaBitch had a brother.

Nausea · Post by **Nausea** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:24 am

I nominate Buttfellow, for his seminal work on Malortian economics.

Post by **Artful Drunktective** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:44 am

buzzsaw wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 12, 2019 2:55 pm
You almost have to be an overachiever... Wait, did I just say that?

Underechiving one's life goal of drinking some sillied, greeen haired, wastelesss, zeroed faced, avatar under the table is the goal. If she's so SEXY, why is the LITTLE PRINCESS still blabbing away on her little stupid saxophone. If i were that ugly, i'd also pretend, and fake, and be a mystery to every man i fucked as well. Hell. I'd almost look savage

Okey dokey drunkard gents. Stop making the board unfun. It's as bad as being undrunk. Which is even more heinously unfun.

Looky here buzzsaw. Aren't we all hiding behind an avatar much like your Conan the Barbarian wannabe? Don't be "Underechiving", dude. It's kinda embarrassing.

Dear Booze · Post by **Dear Booze** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 7:52 pm

buzzsaw wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 12, 2019 2:55 pm
You almost have to be an overachiever... Wait, did I just say that?

Underechiving one's life goal of drinking some sillied, greeen haired, wastelesss, zeroed faced, avatar under the table is the goal. If she's so SEXY, why is the LITTLE PRINCESS still blabbing away on her little stupid saxophone. If i were that ugly, i'd also pretend, and fake, and be a mystery to every man i fucked as well. Hell. I'd almost look savage

There are three easy steps to be considered for Drunkard of the Month:

1: Don't be a fucking asshole.
2: Don't be a fucking asshole.
3: Don't be a fucking asshole.

Post by **Artful Drunktective** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:10 am

Dear Booze wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 13, 2019 7:52 pm

buzzsaw wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 12, 2019 2:55 pm
You almost have to be an overachiever... Wait, did I just say that?

Underechiving one's life goal of drinking some sillied, greeen haired, wastelesss, zeroed faced, avatar under the table is the goal. If she's so SEXY, why is the LITTLE PRINCESS still blabbing away on her little stupid saxophone. If i were that ugly, i'd also pretend, and fake, and be a mystery to every man i fucked as well. Hell. I'd almost look savage
There are three easy steps to be considered for Drunkard of the Month:

1: Don't be a fucking asshole.
2: Don't be a fucking asshole.
3: Don't be a fucking asshole.

Then how did you get your centerfold spread as Drunkard of the Month in the magazine?

Just jokin DB. Nuthin' but love.

Post by **mistah willies** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 6:23 am

Yes, there's a magazine.

And DB (Debbie to his friends) has a lovely spread indeed.

RIPT2.0 · Post by **RIPT2.0** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:49 am

Don't you have to be nominated for this award? If so, then I nominate Hugh for his most unfortunate, yet hilarious, Friday night adventure.

Post by **oettinger** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:04 am

Hugh it is

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Fri Apr 19, 2019 11:26 pm

That buzzsaw post was just so strange. I am really wondering where he/she/they got the saxophone reference. For Drunkard of the Next Millennium, I nominate Grumpy. He has been passed out since about 8 pm. He puts away about 3/4 of a .750 every night. Why his liver hasn't crawled out his butt and contacted the police, I do not know.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Fri Apr 19, 2019 11:28 pm

Oh, and he starts drinking when he gets home, typically about four pm.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Sat Apr 20, 2019 6:21 pm

Is there a magazine?

CNY-chapter-of-one asking.

peetie44 · Post by **peetie44** » Sun Apr 21, 2019 9:35 am

If you gotta ask, you obviously need more practice.
😃

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:48 am

I once bought a terribly expensive antique lucite purse off ebay, in the middle of the night, while trying to keep up with Grumpy's bourbon loads. So I know about being a drunk. Thank goodness he usually corks off much earlier.

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