How do you apply or be chosen as Drunkard of the Month?

baldursgate · Post by **baldursgate** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:39 pm

How are my people doing?

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Apr 04, 2019 1:27 am

I think you have to drink Frank Rich and a few carefully chosen drunkards under the table. Also, you must be the most interesting person in the bar. I wouldn't really know, being an amateur of sorts at drinking, and not quite at all interesting, but I think if you can dream it, you can do it.

Post by **Badfellow** » Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:47 am

It's a very lengthy and exhaustive process where potential candidates drink to the death in a tiki themed thunderdome arena. Also, there's a non-refundable application fee of (1) case rye, bourbon or Irish whiskey payable to myself.

Post by **mistah willies** » Thu Apr 04, 2019 2:55 pm

No idea, dude.
But the above two badasses certainly have good guidance here.
Um, hey if you got a good one, let 'er rip. Frig prizes

baldursgate · Post by **baldursgate** » Thu Apr 04, 2019 5:23 pm

Sounds game to me. I don't know anyone that thinks I'm not interesting.

baldursgate · Post by **baldursgate** » Thu Apr 04, 2019 5:43 pm

I don't understand these demands by trolls.

Post by **Badfellow** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:40 am

This 54 second clip explains everything.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:56 am

Badfellow wrote: ↑
Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:47 am
It's a very lengthy and exhaustive process where potential candidates drink to the death in a tiki themed thunderdome arena. Also, there's a non-refundable application fee of (1) case rye, bourbon or Irish whiskey payable to myself.

You had me at Tiki.

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Apr 12, 2019 11:26 am

You can download this fill out sheet somewhere and send it in with bloodsample and passport photo

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Fri Apr 12, 2019 2:10 pm

Blood sample! Blood sample!

buzzsaw · Post by **buzzsaw** » Fri Apr 12, 2019 2:55 pm

You almost have to be an overachiever... Wait, did I just say that?

Post by **Badfellow** » Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:03 pm

buzzsaw wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 12, 2019 2:55 pm
some drunk-ass bullshit

Shut the fuck up and pass out already.

buzzsaw · Post by **buzzsaw** » Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:06 pm

Badfellow wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:03 pm

buzzsaw wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 12, 2019 2:55 pm
some drunk-ass bullshit
Shut the fuck up and pass out already.

When "I" amd let's use that as a ptetense like you do. "I
ll [ass out/ On my own fucking fucking terms. Your little guid ance of haslf assed fuckery wil NEVER
HAVE ANY BEAING on my dick, my life choice3, or anything else! So, let's be friends

Nausea · Post by **Nausea** » Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:21 pm

Oh noe they didn't! Holla!

Post by **mistah willies** » Fri Apr 12, 2019 4:58 pm

buzzsaw wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:06 pm

Badfellow wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:03 pm

buzzsaw wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 12, 2019 2:55 pm
some drunk-ass bullshit
Shut the fuck up and pass out already.
When "I" amd let's use that as a ptetense like you do. "I
ll [ass out/ On my own fucking fucking terms. Your little guid ance of haslf assed fuckery wil NEVER
HAVE ANY BEAING on my dick, my life choice3, or anything else! So, let's be friends

Awww, shucks. I am rooting for you young man. (Not like a wild boar on a mushroom)

A proper tear is always a good thing. But one must never alarm the natives. They might get pissed and resort to calling you BuzzKill inside this internet pub.

However, when you recover, a simple offering from your chalice will suffice in commiseration for a time well spent aboard a train that done run off the tracks.

Again, truly sorry about your cheatin' wife.

Now, carrion.

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