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A Florida Man...

Post by Dear Booze » Thu May 30, 2019 11:54 pm

What kind of "Florida Man/woman " are you?

Simply do a Google search including your birthday month and day AND "a florida man" or "a florida woman"
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Re: A Florida Man...

Post by Dear Booze » Thu May 30, 2019 11:57 pm

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Re: A Florida Man...

Post by Badfellow » Fri May 31, 2019 12:16 am

Florida man, Florida man
Does whatever
Calififornia man can't
Is he inbred or just lead fed?
Florida man...
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Re: A Florida Man...

Post by Badfellow » Fri May 31, 2019 12:22 am

Well I be Goin' Down To Florida, and anyone cannot tell me what I would not, should not or could not do.
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Re: A Florida Man...

Post by scream ale » Fri May 31, 2019 3:03 am

I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida...
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Re: A Florida Man...

Post by scream ale » Fri May 31, 2019 3:05 am

I apparently stole what I thought were pain pills but later turned out to be laxatives. This was a moving experience. Thank you.
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Re: A Florida Man...

Post by oettinger » Fri May 31, 2019 12:36 pm

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Re: A Florida Man...

Post by Rye and Coke » Sat Jun 01, 2019 4:12 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Fri May 31, 2019 12:16 am
Florida man, Florida man
Does whatever
Calififornia man can't
Is he inbred or just lead fed?
Florida man...
And aaalll the Internet awards go to you sir..
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Re: A Florida Man...

Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon Jun 03, 2019 4:19 am

Man carries alligator into beer store in Florida

The beer and alligator part isn't shocking but uh... I'm a dude?
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Re: A Florida Man...

Post by Badfellow » Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:54 am

Florida man is arrested after exercising naked at Planet Fitness, claiming it was a ' judgment free zone '.

Florida man found with syringes up rectum denies they were his.

While burning leaves in his backyard, Florida man asks police "so did you guys find all my pot?"

Florida man accused of harassing children says he can't remember because he always has 18-20 beers before talking to children.

Florida man arrested for high speed police chase inside Walmart on a Little Rascal scooter.

Florida man threatens to kill neighbor with kindness; has a machete named "kindness".
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Re: A Florida Man...

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Re: A Florida Man...

Post by oettinger » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:33 pm

Sammy wrote:
Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:44 am
oettinger wrote:
Fri May 31, 2019 12:36 pm
I lost my shorts while breaking into car dealership

Accurate!

I thought this was you.

https://www.syracuse.com/crime/2019/06/ ... nhunt.html
7 hours and 10 years too late
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Re: A Florida Man...

Post by Sammy » Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:46 pm

Florida. I knew there was a reason I don't want to live there. Well, besides the insects, extreme heat and humidity, and gators.

Come to think of it, I just described most of TX. Not as many gators though but we make up for it in fire ants and poisonous snakes.

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Re: A Florida Man...

Post by oettinger » Sat Jun 08, 2019 11:03 am

You have to wonder why more people don`t live in the dakotas. Is it the winters?
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Re: A Florida Man...

Post by Dear Booze » Sat Jun 08, 2019 12:31 pm

oettinger wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 11:03 am
You have to wonder why more people don`t live in the dakotas. Is it the winters?
No, it's the Dakotas.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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