A Florida Man...

[Jimmy Lester {RIP}]

You have to wonder why more people don`t live in the dakotas. Is it the winters?

No, it's the Dakotas.

Is this thing about Florida or tbe Dakotas?

Stupid thread.

Fuck.

[oettinger]

For Dakota I only get weather reports. Peaceful place huh

Edit: Fuck

[scream ale]

Dakota is a peaceful place to fuck? Is that what your saying?

[Nausea]

I only fuck in the Dakotas.

Which means I never fuck. *Cries*

[Badfellow]

In North Dakota, they call the crabs "snatch pheasants".

[RIPT2.0]

Florida man strikes AGAIN!!!

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-walm ... h-register

[Dear Booze]

Florida man strikes AGAIN!!!

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-walm ... h-register

Weird, I know. But doesn't that sound like fun?

[oettinger]

Florida man strikes AGAIN!!!

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-walm ... h-register

Isn`t the tactic to let florida man run with the money until he turns himself in in south carolina?

No, that was Rambo, florida man is batshit crazy and needs 100 bullets plus to be finally stopped!

[Nausea]

...florida man is batshit crazy and needs 100 bullets plus to be finally stopped!

Like a PCP Ninja.

[oettinger]

Ol shit from yesterday

[Patchez]

Florida man strikes AGAIN!!!

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-walm ... h-register

That happened not far from where my mother in law lives in Palmetto. I totally under stand this.

[RIPT2.0]

Florida man strikes AGAIN!!!

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-walm ... h-register

That happened not far from where my mother in law lives in Palmetto. I totally under stand this.

Do you totally understand this?

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/flori ... story.html

[mistah willies]

Florida man strikes AGAIN!!!

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-walm ... h-register

That happened not far from where my mother in law lives in Palmetto. I totally under stand this.

Do you totally understand this?

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/flori ... story.html

Looks like he cuts his own hair, too.

[Patchez]

Florida man strikes AGAIN!!!

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-walm ... h-register

That happened not far from where my mother in law lives in Palmetto. I totally under stand this.

Do you totally understand this?

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/flori ... story.html

By understand I meant I've seen the people who live in the area. Maybe it would have been said better with I'm not surprised.

[RIPT2.0]

Florida man strikes again! By now it should be abundantly clear that if you are in Florida, stay the hell away from large department stores!

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/flori ... -at-target