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Post by Sammy » Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:23 pm

Got some really nice shorts today. They're very light and comfortable and, although they have belt loops, they came with an elastic waist band and a draw string, so I rocked the draw string. I did well with them UNTIL I had to piss really bad. Wouldn't have been an issue except I forgot about the draw string, which was hanging down around my pecker. Well, it kind of went like this.

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Post by oettinger » Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:19 am

No zipper?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Post by scream ale » Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:43 pm

Zipper, drawstring and belt loops. Sounds like one complex pair of shorts.
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Post by One for the Frog » Fri Jun 21, 2019 6:05 pm

Today I learned that i still rock. Sorry girls I'm taken.

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Post by Sammy » Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:16 pm

scream ale wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:43 pm
Zipper, drawstring and belt loops. Sounds like one complex pair of shorts.

Yeah, exactly. But I'm officially 60 years old and drunk as fuck. So there.

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Post by scream ale » Sat Jun 22, 2019 7:33 pm

Sammy wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:16 pm
scream ale wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:43 pm
Zipper, drawstring and belt loops. Sounds like one complex pair of shorts.

Yeah, exactly. But I'm officially 60 years old and drunk as fuck. So there.
Congrats! I've been 34 for several months and am pleasantly buzzed. Cheers.
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Post by oettinger » Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:11 am

I look 60 feel 20 and am 35. Keeping the liver marinated helps a lot
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Post by Rye and Coke » Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:29 pm

I'm 40 and I've done so much damage to myself that that gif. represents how things just normally go for me, especially with a full bladder. My dream is to one day have enough money to install a urinal in my bathroom.

No more drunkenly power washing the walls at 2 in the morning for me. I'll be living the high life.
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Post by Badfellow » Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:56 pm

Rye and Coke wrote:
Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:29 pm
... My dream is to one day have enough money to install a urinal in my bathroom...
Having looked into this grand idea, a quality American Standard urinal starts at about $600, not including plumbing. A man can dream, can't he?
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Post by ThirstyDrunk » Thu Jun 27, 2019 8:21 pm

My dream is to have a toilet in my shower stall.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Jun 28, 2019 1:44 am

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Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Jun 28, 2019 1:45 am

scream ale wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:43 pm
Zipper, drawstring and belt loops. Sounds like one complex pair of shorts.
Yeah I would suggest to not wear those if you have a lady friend over 'cause she's gonna need a manual to get those off.
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Post by Sammy » Fri Jun 28, 2019 1:52 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jun 28, 2019 1:45 am
scream ale wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:43 pm
Zipper, drawstring and belt loops. Sounds like one complex pair of shorts.
Yeah I would suggest to not wear those if you have a lady friend over 'cause she's gonna need a manual to get those off.

I can only hope that I have the opportunity to test this hypothesis.

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Post by Savage » Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:45 am

One for the Frog wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 6:05 pm
Today I learned that i still rock. Sorry girls I'm taken.
like tears in rain

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Post by Savage » Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:50 am

Okay. I give up. I tried three times to reply to Frog and each time failed. I'm getting another drink and watching Julia Child while I babysit my favorite drunk and make sure he doesn't stop breathing.
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