Congrats! I've been 34 for several months and am pleasantly buzzed. Cheers.Sammy wrote: ↑Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:16 pmscream ale wrote: ↑Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:43 pmZipper, drawstring and belt loops. Sounds like one complex pair of shorts.
Yeah, exactly. But I'm officially 60 years old and drunk as fuck. So there.
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I look 60 feel 20 and am 35. Keeping the liver marinated helps a lot
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I'm 40 and I've done so much damage to myself that that gif. represents how things just normally go for me, especially with a full bladder. My dream is to one day have enough money to install a urinal in my bathroom.
No more drunkenly power washing the walls at 2 in the morning for me. I'll be living the high life.
No more drunkenly power washing the walls at 2 in the morning for me. I'll be living the high life.
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Having looked into this grand idea, a quality American Standard urinal starts at about $600, not including plumbing. A man can dream, can't he?Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:29 pm... My dream is to one day have enough money to install a urinal in my bathroom...
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My dream is to have a toilet in my shower stall.
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I learned today that I should just STOP reading the news because 90% of it is infuriating.
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Yeah I would suggest to not wear those if you have a lady friend over 'cause she's gonna need a manual to get those off.scream ale wrote: ↑Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:43 pmZipper, drawstring and belt loops. Sounds like one complex pair of shorts.
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Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Jun 28, 2019 1:45 amYeah I would suggest to not wear those if you have a lady friend over 'cause she's gonna need a manual to get those off.scream ale wrote: ↑Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:43 pmZipper, drawstring and belt loops. Sounds like one complex pair of shorts.
I can only hope that I have the opportunity to test this hypothesis.
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One for the Frog wrote: ↑Fri Jun 21, 2019 6:05 pmToday I learned that i still rock. Sorry girls I'm taken.
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Okay. I give up. I tried three times to reply to Frog and each time failed. I'm getting another drink and watching Julia Child while I babysit my favorite drunk and make sure he doesn't stop breathing.
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That would be the pesky "Remember me" box to click just below your password on the log-in page. It'll keep you from having to re-submit your comment.
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Thank ye, from the bottom of my dumbass heart.
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Today I learned that actually everybody was not kung fu fighting.
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If everybody could do kung fu it wouldn`t be special and cool anymoreThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2019 5:26 pmToday I learned that actually everybody was not kung fu fighting.
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